Today, I was getting dirty with my boyfriend. It was the first time he had fingered anyone, and the only thing he said was, "It feels like the inside of my asshole." FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate with each other, starting with some foreplay. Before he fingered me, he put on a blue surgical glove, claiming that "down there is dirty and smelly" and he didn't want it on his hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend stuck his finger in my butt and I liked it, but I can’t ever tell him that or he’ll get that smug look on his face like, “I told you so, let’s have anal now.” FML
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Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend in bed after a round of amazing sex. He decided it would be a great time to stick his finger up my nose. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend doggy-style. I was getting close when he suddenly blurts out, "Babe, you really need to bleach your asshole." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around in his car. I then decided I was going to give him a blowjob for the first time. As I was going down, he grabbed my chin and said, "Don't do that, your mouth isn't clean enough." FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate with each other for the first time. He shoved his hand down my pants, touched about an inch away from my clitoris, and whispered, "Cummm" in my ear. I doubt I'll have an orgasm ever again. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML
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alexphyllis 5
Better make sure he washes his hands first from now on, especially if they're up his ass.
SerendipityRose 26
If you guys go as far as having sex, when he enters, you should say, "Huh, feels like my pinky finger."
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Comments (121)
jwbfml 11
At least he didn't reference it feeling like one of his friend's asshole.
_wraith 15
Well, first I thought that this man right here might be into some very kinky things, especially if he's fingered his own ass before. Than I re-read the "first time fingering anyone" part and I had to wonder how old you guys are? Either way, it sucks that he compared those two parts of the anatomy... "The inside of your ****** feels like the inside of my asshole!" You got a charmer there, OP xD
GothInside 6
O_o
TdReX 5
Come on guys everyone's a little curious just to know what it feels like
cowboys357 4
That's special.
dsl1123 8
That I'd a very disturbing response.
Kasse 4
0.o Maybe he knows what the inside of his butt feels like because he lost something in there? Or self prostate examinations? You know, health conscious and all. You've picked a winner!
iStrukk 7
53- I was never whining about them, I was simply saying I don't tolerate them. I accept everyone.
hatesfate 6
132 - unless you're tkay I wasn't referring to you....
iStrukk 7
135-sorry I thought you were. :P now I feel awkward.