Today, I was getting a pedicure, and they used some sort of scrubby thing that really tickled my feet. When I couldn't take it any more, I accidentally kicked the lady who was doing my nails in the face. FML
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Today, I went to get a pedicure for the first time. My feet are VERY ticklish. I reflexively kicked the poor lady in the face, as I wet my pants. FML
Today, I was at the doctor's getting some skin scraped off the bottom of my foot for some tests. As soon as the doctor grabbed my foot, it tickled and I accidentally kicked him in the face. During this, the blade sliced my foot open. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML
Today, I decided to treat myself to a pedicure ahead of my cousin's wedding. The woman doing my nails asked if I wanted my toe hairs trimmed. I was so taken aback and embarrassed that I said yes. They charged me extra. FML
Today, I was with a wedding party getting manicures. I absentmindedly used a freshly-painted nail to pick my nose and ended up with two beauticians scraping indestructible bright red gel varnish out of my left nostril with acetone soaked q-tips, while everyone sat waiting in complete silence. FML
Today, my 5 year old daughter thought it would be funny to wake me up by tickling my toes. I guess one of my reflexes acted out because I kicked her right in the face. FML
Today, I was at work and a very obese woman came in to get a pedicure. When she took her shoes off I noticed an odd black substance on her feet. I started scrubbing it off and wondered out loud, "What IS this stuff??" As a chunk of it fell onto my lip, she replied, "Girl, that's just the fungus." FML
Today, I was clipping my nails. When I got to my toenail, the whole thing somehow ripped right out. I'm in agony. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to tickle my daughter's foot, which she hates. One bloody nose, multiple scratches and 4 toe-shaped bruises later, she's the one laughing. FML
Today, after a long day of working on my feet, I came home looking forward to soaking my aching feet in a foot spa. When I was pulling the machine out of a closet, it slipped and came crashing down on my feet. It broke. So did three of my toes. FML
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nadsm 0
i do this all the time. haha. well.. maybe not actually kick them... but definitely pull it away and kind of kick the air. so embarrassing.
happypapp12 0
Today some dumb **** kicked me in the face for doing my job FML
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Comments (74)
killswitch307 0
shouldn't the woman getting kicked in the face be the one saying FML?
davidhasmorefun 0
FINISH HER!!!
Residence_fml 4
ok that's embarissing but you know, you have mouth and most people use it to talk with it for example: some people say something when they can't take - it it's not like they'll laugh at you.
why_me725 0
It's called a pumice stone and that happens to me all the time. Lulu is so used to me she just moves out of the way of my kicks lol. I'm extremely ticklish and never got used to getting a pedicure in the 3 years I've been doing it.
_lucyj 2
ive definitely seen this before
tdawgheath 0
"Today I was giving a lady a pedicure and she kicked me in the face. Then she went on to FML and bitched about it as if she was the victim. FML." sorry I know those are annoying, but I just...can't...resist....
jmeg_fml 0
lol! yeah it really tickles for me too. i usually warn the person ahead of time just in case
kemar7856 0
fml for the lady
CJ090 0
AWKWARD
randomgirl13 0
LOL!!!! OMG klutzy Susan did that on Desperate Housewives a long time ago... she kicked the pedicure lady in the face and the lady got a bloody nose! Awww, I feel bad though :( for you AND the pedicure lady!
lxclark 17
Desperate Housewives is ******* awesome :D