By Jon - United States

Oh, hello there

  Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML
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By  bladelix3  |  1

your sister was the stripper to jump. out of the cake I bet.

By  beccartist  |  1

this doesn't make sense! was ur sister the stripper ther... cuz that's disturbing.

By  Beast1226  |  0


By  tinetine_fml  |  0

This does not make sense.

  MrsDruidess  |  23

I personally don't think OP has any right to be upset that his sister is a striper, upset that she was the one in the cake yes, but its hypocritical to want a striper and be upset that your sister is one. Just a thought.

  TallMist  |  32

#253 I'm a bisexual girl and I'd be pleasantly surprised to see a stripper in my cake. I wouldn't purposely hire a stripper myself, but I wouldn't complain if someone did that for me. That is, unless I really wanted a quiet day.

  threer  |  30

Male strippers exist.

  flawedgenius  |  6

Actually. I think it has been used in a sitcom. but cant remember what. Stand up routines have covered this.

and definitely a film (one example being Erika Eleniak in "Under Siege") there are probably others.