Today, I was flirting via text with a coworker. Things started getting heated, and I wanted to send her a sexy picture. I asked if she had any suggestions. She said, "Your nuts!" She meant, "YOU'RE nuts." I sent her a photo of my junk. I offended a co-worker with incriminating evidence. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was messaging memes back and forth with one of my female coworkers and I accidentally sent a picture of my junk. FML
Today, I was sexting my boss. I realised that I wasn't texting my boyfriend after I'd sent 2 nudes, and received many sexually provocative responses. FML
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML
Today, my coworker asked me for advice for a clever comeback after she got an unsolicited dick pic. I sent her some zingers to roast the creep into oblivion. Afterward she sent me screenshots. I recognized the mole and birthmark immediately. It was my husband. FML
Today, I found out that I drunkenly texted my boss yesterday asking for nude pictures. He sent them. I'm afraid to go to work tomorrow. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
Today, I was both sexting with my girlfriend and texting my professor about an upcoming essay. I accidentally sent a dickpic to my professor. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my girlfriend's father. He screenshotted it. FML
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Supergenius 0
The picture of your junk is due to her bad grammar. You get a FML for sure.
Chaith 16
I hope you kids view grammar Nazis in a different light now! If they aren't, THIS could happen!
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oztun 0
#290 nuts doesn't refer to penis. It refers to the testicles.
oztun 0
OP: (and anyone else looking at coworkers) DO NOT SH*T WHERE YOU EAT! If you can't afford to lose your job don't even think of dating people there. Believe it or not there are many other outlets to meet people to date.
oztun 0
I've seen many comments about who would want to see nuts? Or, do you think your nuts could be sexy? Well I've had a quite a few girls find mine sexy and go into detail how nice they are as they stare and play with them. I know I don't get it either but, different strokes for different folks. I appreciate when a girl enjoys any part of my body. My current GF doesn't find male parts sexy but, needs my junk 3 times a day so, who cares?
CAITx4OH1xCORE 0
#2, I'm such a grammar Nazi it's not even funny. Lmao. My boyfriend gets upset because I correct him so much. :(
lala03_fml 0
Ooh the beauty of poor grammar...
ohhhhshizzz 0
OMfGEEZ i THiNK GRAMMER iS SO UN-iMPORTANT. dATS WHY i TYPE lIKE dIZ AND THEN i TALK lYK iM DUM. (sarcasm.) Wow, I love English & Grammar. Yeah I admit it [GRAMMAR NAZI!] But hey, if you aren't you see a guys junk, and I can bet THAT wasn't a pretty sight.
sash_fml 0
LMFAO! you're a moron for sending her the pic. and she's an idiot for not knowing how to write/text. HAHA!
Aw_Geez 0
Shame on her for shitty grammar. Shame on you for actually sending the damn picture.
ironyofmylife 0
Well I guess she should have used proper grammar.
xhopefulsecretx 0
It's her fault. She has shitty grammar. There's your evidence.