Today, I was flirting via text with a coworker. Things started getting heated, and I wanted to send her a sexy picture. I asked if she had any suggestions. She said, "Your nuts!" She meant, "YOU'RE nuts." I sent her a photo of my junk. I offended a co-worker with incriminating evidence. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was messaging memes back and forth with one of my female coworkers and I accidentally sent a picture of my junk. FML
Today, I was sexting my boss. I realised that I wasn't texting my boyfriend after I'd sent 2 nudes, and received many sexually provocative responses. FML
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML
Today, my coworker asked me for advice for a clever comeback after she got an unsolicited dick pic. I sent her some zingers to roast the creep into oblivion. Afterward she sent me screenshots. I recognized the mole and birthmark immediately. It was my husband. FML
Today, I found out that I drunkenly texted my boss yesterday asking for nude pictures. He sent them. I'm afraid to go to work tomorrow. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
Today, I was both sexting with my girlfriend and texting my professor about an upcoming essay. I accidentally sent a dickpic to my professor. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my girlfriend's father. He screenshotted it. FML
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Top comments
Supergenius 0
The picture of your junk is due to her bad grammar. You get a FML for sure.
Chaith 16
I hope you kids view grammar Nazis in a different light now! If they aren't, THIS could happen!
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Comments (364)
sexyReDD 0
yeah. shes a dummy.
nieska18 0
i disagree, its not the girls fault. from my experience, people dont know even how to use you're. most people spell your instead of you're. or they dont even know it exists. plus, no girl want to see pics of junk, so... its your fault to think she acually wanted to see your nuts. please.
potentpotable 0
your a ******* idiot [sic]. people are too dumb and lazy to follow the rules, so they shouldn't exist? which ghetto school do you come from?
skwishTHEfishyy 0
that's her fault but rofl :P
ms_not_so_happy 0
she can't complain, it was her fault in the end of the day.
varkey 7
YDI for taking a picture of your "junk" anyway - that is messed up but FYL because she's retarded
Drummer389000 0
haha
carriedaway02 0
puncuation is everything!
allplayedout 20
not your fault that this girl is utterly retarded and has zero comprehension of the English language
chelliejellie10 0
ugh I hate those idiots it's YOU'RE if you mean you are damn it!
iwuvmypuppy 2
maybe she accidently put you'r nuts! and auto-correct changed it to your nuts! its possible. ```To: Grammer Nazis, I didn't feel like using CAPS so please don't freak out. Thanks ~Cheyenne