FML : Today, I told my therapist that I suspected my partner was unfaithful, but I don't think he believed me. "What, did you find a membership card to a sex...

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Today, I told my therapist that I suspected my partner was unfaithful, but I don't think he believed me. "What, did you find a membership card to a sex club in his wallet or something?" he asked. When I got home, I looked in my partner's wallet. I found a membership card to a sex club. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By thesockmancometh - / Thursday 30 July 2009 15:21 / United States

Intimacy

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By coopcas | 0

#443834 - Friday 31 July 2009 12:18

Which sex club was it? You should surprise him there. You're gonna get a lot of people saying it's your fault and you were a bad partner, but with cheating, that's not true at all. I'm sorry that had to happen. Get tested, get rid of him, and take all the assets. You can do better.

By Jay9313 | 0

#443816 - Friday 31 July 2009 12:15

Second! And that really sucks, I don't see why other guys can't seem to just enjoy what they have, it's like they fell they're missing out on something greater, when really, they're pushing away the one the love.

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By rukiafujioka | 0

#443807 - Friday 31 July 2009 12:14

Haha sucks

blink182rocks | 0

#443838 - Friday 31 July 2009 12:19

FIRST

marz88 | 0

#443943 - Friday 31 July 2009 12:50

Why do all these jackass FMLs sound fake? or is just me going slightly insane from my biochem final?

Fab0luZ | 0

#951692 - Tuesday 16 March 2010 01:28

FYL. That Sucks Ass

TheiMightyKhaL | 2

#3854489 - Monday 9 January 2012 07:36

OP went to theRapist

By Jay9313 | 0

#443816 - Friday 31 July 2009 12:15

SoccerForTheWin | 5

#3858822 - Tuesday 10 January 2012 03:47

To be honest I can't see how somebody can be gay...

CarlosDanger | 12

#6141320 - Thursday 11 December 2014 04:37

Or you don't understand biology.

ebroks | 17

#6654654 - Thursday 21 July 2016 02:55

#2 If it was the person they truly loved they would never act like that :/

By oopsyipooped | 0

#443832 - Friday 31 July 2009 12:18

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By coopcas | 0

#443834 - Friday 31 July 2009 12:18

shorty6823 | 28

#5808178 - Saturday 28 December 2013 09:12

Doesn't matter if he's a bad partner. If you're in a bad relationship, just leave. Don't cheat.

weezypanda420 | 22

#6460251 - Friday 13 November 2015 05:04

That's what I've been saying for years #81

By lexilovesyou | 0

#443835 - Friday 31 July 2009 12:19

agree w/number 2

By SUSAltd | 0

#443836 - Friday 31 July 2009 12:19

This one made me lol for some reason. *chuckles*

By DameGreyWulf | 0

#443839 - Friday 31 July 2009 12:20

LOL No fucking way... That sucks though... but maybe he's just... uh... LEARNING ABOUT NEW POSITIONS/TOYS? I have no idea what to say about sex club memberships. Confront him, man. Also, your therapist is a twit.

survivalism | 0

#443864 - Friday 31 July 2009 12:26

Exactly, you have no idea, so why are you talking?

DameGreyWulf | 0

#443972 - Friday 31 July 2009 12:57

Because either way he should confront him? Get to the bottom of it? Dump him? And either way his therapist is a twit?

peoplearegood | 0

#988632 - Wednesday 5 May 2010 03:20

Dude, I dunno. First of all, that would suck if OP's guy was a cheater. But I don't think a therapist would say that, at least not a decent one... In fact, I don't know how they do it in Texas, but a therapist in Nashville would be fired for that garbage.

By xshann | 0

#443852 - Friday 31 July 2009 12:22

holy shit. how ironic.

By caramelize | 0

#443854 - Friday 31 July 2009 12:23

Aww, FYL. I can't stand cheating.

By DrunkIrishman | 0

#443882 - Friday 31 July 2009 12:33

Ok, this is ridiculously coincidental. The irony is hilarious, but I think the best touch the OP had was his username: thesockmancometh. For that name alone, I say FYL. Haha