FML : Today, I was feeling really stressed so I bought some nice stress relieving lotion. When I got home, I took it out of the bag and accidentally dropped...

Today, I was feeling really stressed so I bought some nice stress relieving lotion. When I got home, I took it out of the bag and accidentally dropped it (not realizing it was made of glass). The bottle shattered into pieces and I even cut my finger on one piece. So much for relieving stress. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Stress - / Wednesday 24 February 2010 00:56 / United States

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By Domonator | 14

#888654 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 15:13

It rubs the lotion on its skin.

By xkonstantine125x | 7

#888140 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 9:55

Eucalyptus Spearmint from Bath and Body Works is amazing stress release stuff. Just sayin'.
Sometimes when I'm stressed I'll have a drink and it helps. But drugs and getting shit faced? I'll pass on that.

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By fatfatgoeshome | 8

#888040 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 9:22

Nice job, butterfingers!

doink | 0

#888159 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 10:05

I think she is using it wrong.

daftpunk_fml | 0

#888871 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 17:12

if you had bought it from the store wouldn't you know what it was made of. you can really mix it up with plastic either cuz glass is heavier..I say fail and fake you shouldve known

apfunction | 0

#888899 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 17:28

this reminds me of family guy. "the cause of the fire was these stress-relieving candles. irony!"

GeorgeBoosh | 0

#889067 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 19:33

My stress relieving lotion is a bottle of Jack Daniels. It's in a glass bottle. I tend to get butter fingers after de-stressing too.

01sparkly | 15

#5379056 - Saturday 23 February 2013 3:11

I had some kind of lotion like that (stress relief) and I was allergic to it -_- (sensitive skin)

meepmerp | 20

#5900951 - Monday 31 March 2014 7:30

Why don't you post an FML?

By kikiface | 1

#888041 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 9:22

that stuff doesn't work anyway, you did yourself a favor

lickmyjock | 0

#888065 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 9:28

actually it does. Once I jerked off with that stuff and it was like bomb diggity the least stressful busting of my nuts EVER.

garrettjordan | 0

#888100 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 9:41

I don't know what kiki and snickerdoodles are talking about it works really well depends if you get a shitty kind or not

lickmyjock | 0

#888124 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 9:48

Well they're 16... don't exactly have money. They still gotta save up their allowances to go to the mall.

kikiface | 1

#888125 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 9:48

it's just a placebo effect..."oh this stuff says it will calm me down, let's use some, oh i feel so calm now!"

kikiface | 1

#888139 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 9:55

or just light a candle and burn some incense and listen to music. works for me

chikiitaaa | 0

#888223 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 10:48

So I'm guessing you are a loser with no life, and resort to being annoying by correcting everyone because you are perfect? hmmm...

andruha1123 | 5

#888226 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 10:49

u girls is hut...;)

Pearljammer001 | 0

#888268 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 11:17

snick, sometimes, with your relentless grilling of innocent (usually) commentators, you can be quite an annoying "little girl".

PedoBearSaysYES | 0

#888270 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 11:20

um....ur your young but u ain't lil

I'd know best ;E

pleasenopuffin | 0

#888437 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 12:44

Agreed. She's probably that girl that always has to correct other students in class because "she's so smart." I bet her teachers hate her.

gohabs21 | 0

#888500 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 13:21

dickersnoodle has a penis...???

By UrNotFunny | 0

#888069 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 9:30

you didn't use it correctly

lickmyjock | 0

#888181 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 10:18

I know you would miss me snickerdoodles... i'd miss ya too. you and your smiley avatar. It brightens up my mornings.

lickmyjock | 0

#888197 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 10:34

um, you mentioned me first, so I had to respond.

Pearljammer001 | 0

#888274 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 11:23

for once snick wins! @28

By bidoof_fml | 0

#888103 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 9:41

Just drink some alcohol like a normal person.

Heartbreakher | 0

#888120 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 9:47

I hate when people turn to alcohol or drugs to "relieve" stress.

bidoof_fml | 0

#888129 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 9:50

sXe people are so enlightened.

kikiface | 1

#888132 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 9:52

people like #10 are the ones who need their stress relieved the most, they're so uptight

FerrariCake | 2

#888133 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 9:53

marijuana relieves hatred...

MndM | 0

#889346 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 21:08

you comment on everything don't you?

By necrofukker | 0

#888130 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 9:51

shit a bottle of MD20/20 is cheaper than all that crap and probably works better too

By xkonstantine125x | 7

#888140 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 9:55

Heartbreakher | 0

#888145 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 9:57

couldn't agree more.

bidoof_fml | 0

#888152 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 10:01

Where did this whole idea of getting shit faced come from?

purplecowchik | 5

#932150 - Wednesday 10 March 2010 14:37

I am the OP and that is exactly what it was. and lol to all the comments. btw the bottle was around $12. not expensive

purplecowchik | 5

#932156 - Wednesday 10 March 2010 14:39

o and I knew it was glass. just wanted to make the fml sound better

tiger8255 | 13

#5844631 - Friday 31 January 2014 6:23

#71, 72
I highly doubt you're the OP.

Puffpie | 24

#6172312 - Wednesday 14 January 2015 6:54

Wouldn't you rather relax at home instead of going out of your way to drink at a bar?

By laur3nmae | 0

#888143 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 9:56

ydi for buying "stress relieving lotion"

By lickmyjock | 0

#888178 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 10:17

Your best option is sex. Best stress reliever out on the market. And guess what? It's usually free.

R1xStunna | 0

#888227 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 10:49

till you get married and have kids, then a mistress and she finds out then a lawyer who becomes you kids step mom then it's not free you actually get paid for it

chikiitaaa | 0

#888228 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 10:50

agreed

By ChicaChica5683 | 0

#888254 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 11:06

I've nvr seen lotion in a glass bottle

ick_fml | 5

#888482 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 13:11

I know, right? who puts lotion in a glass bottle?

By PedoBearSaysYES | 0

#888269 - Wednesday 24 February 2010 11:18

remove all shards of glass
remove all clothing
invite hot female friends
remove their clothes w teeth
roll in lotion

stress removed :D

oh and have a Cam record it all P;