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Nice job, butterfingers!
if you had bought it from the store wouldn't you know what it was made of. you can really mix it up with plastic either cuz glass is heavier..I say fail and fake you shouldve known
this reminds me of family guy. "the cause of the fire was these stress-relieving candles. irony!"
I had some kind of lotion like that (stress relief) and I was allergic to it -_- (sensitive skin)
Why don't you post an FML?
that stuff doesn't work anyway, you did yourself a favor
it's just a placebo effect..."oh this stuff says it will calm me down, let's use some, oh i feel so calm now!"
or just light a candle and burn some incense and listen to music. works for me
So I'm guessing you are a loser with no life, and resort to being annoying by correcting everyone because you are perfect? hmmm...
u girls is hut...;)
Agreed. She's probably that girl that always has to correct other students in class because "she's so smart." I bet her teachers hate her.
dickersnoodle has a penis...???
you didn't use it correctly
Just drink some alcohol like a normal person.
sXe people are so enlightened.
people like #10 are the ones who need their stress relieved the most, they're so uptight
marijuana relieves hatred...
Eucalyptus Spearmint from Bath and Body Works is amazing stress release stuff. Just sayin'. Sometimes when I'm stressed I'll have a drink and it helps. But drugs and getting shit faced? I'll pass on that.
Where did this whole idea of getting shit faced come from?
I am the OP and that is exactly what it was. and lol to all the comments. btw the bottle was around $12. not expensive
o and I knew it was glass. just wanted to make the fml sound better
#71, 72 I highly doubt you're the OP.
Wouldn't you rather relax at home instead of going out of your way to drink at a bar?
ydi for buying "stress relieving lotion"
Your best option is sex. Best stress reliever out on the market. And guess what? It's usually free.
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It rubs the lotion on its skin.
Eucalyptus Spearmint from Bath and Body Works is amazing stress release stuff. Just sayin'. Sometimes when I'm stressed I'll have a drink and it helps. But drugs and getting shit faced? I'll pass on that.