By fiery - United States
Today, I was reaching for something in the back of the refrigerator. The bottle of hot sauce that was in front of it fell and broke. Not only did the glass cut my feet up, but the hot sauce got in the fresh wounds. FML
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When I was 18 I was eating some hot wings with my girlfriend and starting making out. Well to put a long story short I fingered her and burned "The Fuck" out of the coochie. Yea Yea iDY

  Sharpie23  |  7

that's pretty original but I think this is fake because if you are taking things out if the fridge you have both feet on the ground then when you accidentally knock the bottle out and break it, who would lift their foot up and step on it? I mean really!?!?

cool story tho if it's true and would hurt pretty bad

  twinny_sc  |  13

Eh maybe she will or maybe we will see a FML: Today, a guy I was fooling around with fingered me after eating hot wings. It burned my vagina like hell and he laughed. FML.

  Intoxicunt  |  5

Oh man! What a tough question. This is serious. I've been racking my brain. You know, I really can't come up with a reason. Other than that you broke one of the rules clearly listed in the site rules, but you know, that CAN'T be it!

  Sharpie23  |  7

thanks 49

and 50- I only look at FML's on my iPod (using the app) where the rules are not posted like they are on the site. Nice creative response tho :)

  epicenur  |  2

boohoo I had a half galon glass break and shatter on my toes then my reaction was to pick up my foot and prance around so I stepped on the glass.

  WingsFan80  |  4

I gotta tell you the same thing I tell everyone that takes pics of themselves in the mirror. it's a nice pic..... but..., if you look at the mirror right before you take the pic, we would see your eyes :).

By  Silkie  |  0

You just got burned. Had you then accidentally slid your foot across a rug, that's another burn. And then if someone said something sassy to you, that's a triple burn!

<3 Demetri Martin FTW