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That's hot.
Pun intended.
mmm... I love hot sauce!
There is a life lesson I this, read newtons 3rd law of motion :)
that's pretty original but I think this is fake because if you are taking things out if the fridge you have both feet on the ground then when you accidentally knock the bottle out and break it, who would lift their foot up and step on it? I mean really!?!? cool story tho if it's true and would hurt pretty bad
It's not that complicated, #35.
ugh I really want to know why comments get moderated. there was no vulgar language in my previous point, just trying to stretch some imagination.
I cringed
#44: Oh man! What a tough question. This is serious. I've been racking my brain. You know, I really can't come up with a reason. Other than that you broke one of the rules clearly listed in the site rules, but you know, that CAN'T be it!
thanks 49 and 50- I only look at FML's on my iPod (using the app) where the rules are not posted like they are on the site. Nice creative response tho :)
You try that and you'll won't be laid anytime soon.
ouch... how sad... so sad...
I put that sh*t on everything, and apparently, so does the OP
my feelings exactlyyy #4.
o boytht musta felt good. "and while ur at it why dont u give me a papercut and poor lemon juice in it"
boohoo I had a half galon glass break and shatter on my toes then my reaction was to pick up my foot and prance around so I stepped on the glass.
the majority of people put their hot sauce in the fridge genious .-.
"'tis but a flesh wound"
ouch!!!
Lol sorta like a lemon in the eye? It hurts, do not do it.
that sounds yummy, if you have a foot fetish....
YDI
That's probably because #11's picture is off the Internet. :]
His extremely cute what?
135, not only is your comment stupid, but you were the first person to reply. Next time, shut the **** up the first time.
by the powers of naughtyness i declare this particular drop of hot sauce to be really really hot. muahahahaha
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Always put the hot sauce on the door. Lesson learned.
HAHAHAHA; Fuccck your life clumsy :)