Today, I was enjoying some "alone time" with the detachable shower head when someone flushed the toilet, causing the cold water to run out and badly scald my genitals. It hurts to walk. FML
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Today, yet again, I was getting intimate with my shower head. Some complete genius decided to flush the toilet downstairs halfway through, which sent scalding-hot water all up in my privates. I've yet to find a comfortable sitting position. FML
Today, I was in the shower having a little fun with the detachable shower head. I didn’t know anyone else was home until I heard a toilet flush and scalding hot water flooded my cooch. I think I need to go to the ER, but I’m too embarrassed to ask for a ride there. I can’t walk or sit properly. FML
Today, I discovered that if I turn my shower off for a minute, then back on again, the water comes out scalding hot. I discovered that while the showerhead was pointed directly at my genitals. FML
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML
Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
Today, the water cut out while I was showering, covered in soap and shampoo. I had to rinse with freezing cold drinking water from the fridge. As soon as I'd dried off, the water supply got restored. FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, I was in pain due to overdoing it at the gym yesterday, so I thought a hot shower might help. Not only was there no hot water because of my sister's hour long showers, but I slipped getting out and hit my head. Now the pain is worse. FML
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Top comments
Glam_fml 0
Ouch. I don't see how people can put YDI. Don't act like you all have never masterbated before.
MiaLoves 8
That's what FML is about. Putting embarrassing things that happen to you on the Internet for other people's amusement. I'm assuming you're new to this though...
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Comments (135)
phuckejiu 3
lol burnnnnn
ashhketchum 0
you can't scald anything with cold water, stupid.
MeesterMatt 3
Showers still do that where you live...ghetto
rekcuFrehtoM 2
You all are idiots. Op basicly said, "The cold water ran out, and when the hot water came, it burnt my genitals."
WhyAmUHere 19
YDI for a cold shower.
LittleFluffy 1
She didn't lock the door to the bathroom? Or can another toilet around the house do that?
insomniac8400 13
Cold water doesn't scald...
lollypop624 11
tmi
jbuckets_404 39
Yes, the cold water "ran out" i.e., was used up in the shower plumbing because it was all otherwise being diverted to the toilet in another room thus leaving only the hot water still going through the faucet to the showerhead. Furthermore, the better, more expensive bathtub/ shower wall faucets now have anti-scald technology such that the faucet shuts off if too much cold water is diverted away in order to prevent scalding of the user.