Today, I was enjoying some "alone time" with the detachable shower head when someone flushed the toilet, causing the cold water to run out and badly scald my genitals. It hurts to walk. FML
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Today, yet again, I was getting intimate with my shower head. Some complete genius decided to flush the toilet downstairs halfway through, which sent scalding-hot water all up in my privates. I've yet to find a comfortable sitting position. FML
Today, I was in the shower having a little fun with the detachable shower head. I didn’t know anyone else was home until I heard a toilet flush and scalding hot water flooded my cooch. I think I need to go to the ER, but I’m too embarrassed to ask for a ride there. I can’t walk or sit properly. FML
Today, I discovered that if I turn my shower off for a minute, then back on again, the water comes out scalding hot. I discovered that while the showerhead was pointed directly at my genitals. FML
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML
Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
Today, the water cut out while I was showering, covered in soap and shampoo. I had to rinse with freezing cold drinking water from the fridge. As soon as I'd dried off, the water supply got restored. FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, I was in pain due to overdoing it at the gym yesterday, so I thought a hot shower might help. Not only was there no hot water because of my sister's hour long showers, but I slipped getting out and hit my head. Now the pain is worse. FML
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Glam_fml 0
Ouch. I don't see how people can put YDI. Don't act like you all have never masterbated before.
MiaLoves 8
That's what FML is about. Putting embarrassing things that happen to you on the Internet for other people's amusement. I'm assuming you're new to this though...
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Comments (135)
ketchup539 0
Ummm, When The toilet was Flushed, that causes the cold water to go into the toilet and is diverted from the shower thus leaving only the hot water running :P .....trust me, i know..........
sensier 0
Just a quick question.. She said "detachable" showerhead - if it was detached then the water wouldn't be coming out of it, right? Or am I just being a douche?
Lonely_Lez 0
Detachable just means that it's not mounted to the wall, but rather hangs on a stand so you can leave it there to spray from the wall or pick it up and wash your back, legs, or other things. The water comes in through a long hose.
sensier 0
Ah, the mystery is solved. Thank you Lonely_Lez.. Hmm, your username in itself is a FYL - just thought i'd throw that in.
tabrium 0
lol fyl
th_fml 0
You need to fix your cold water pressure problem in your house! In the mean time, use sorbolene. GL
Kordonme 0
I feel sorry for those people who doesn't know girls can ********** with the water from the shower!!
ritaann94 0
Haha, sorry but I think this is really funny, maybe you should try locking the bathroom door next time? It's just a thought.. FYL:)
Camo_Love 0
You're a twat the shower and toilet would be in a different room. Wow some people are stupid.
lvjordanln 0
your a retard maybe there is more then one bathroom o.O df..
2nd 20
orrr not everyone has the same house. Idiot
Aj_teh_cool 0
funniest fml ever, and probably real! rare combo.
alexthedude 0
i agree with playdate. xDD and ya. like aton of ppl **********.just dont tell ppl.
tlol 0
Just put on some Gold Bond
Camo_Love 0
Good work for admitting you **********, i dont know any girls that admit it. It's obvious that they would though. I dont see why people think it's weird for girls to but ok for guys to.
omghehehe 0
amen to that!!! why cant we enjoy our bodies too!! ive had my time in the tub :)......uhhhhh huh ;)