Today, I was enjoying some "alone time" with the detachable shower head when someone flushed the toilet, causing the cold water to run out and badly scald my genitals. It hurts to walk. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, yet again, I was getting intimate with my shower head. Some complete genius decided to flush the toilet downstairs halfway through, which sent scalding-hot water all up in my privates. I've yet to find a comfortable sitting position. FML
Today, I was in the shower having a little fun with the detachable shower head. I didn’t know anyone else was home until I heard a toilet flush and scalding hot water flooded my cooch. I think I need to go to the ER, but I’m too embarrassed to ask for a ride there. I can’t walk or sit properly. FML
Today, I discovered that if I turn my shower off for a minute, then back on again, the water comes out scalding hot. I discovered that while the showerhead was pointed directly at my genitals. FML
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML
Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
Today, the water cut out while I was showering, covered in soap and shampoo. I had to rinse with freezing cold drinking water from the fridge. As soon as I'd dried off, the water supply got restored. FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, I was in pain due to overdoing it at the gym yesterday, so I thought a hot shower might help. Not only was there no hot water because of my sister's hour long showers, but I slipped getting out and hit my head. Now the pain is worse. FML
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Top comments
Glam_fml 0
Ouch. I don't see how people can put YDI. Don't act like you all have never masterbated before.
MiaLoves 8
That's what FML is about. Putting embarrassing things that happen to you on the Internet for other people's amusement. I'm assuming you're new to this though...
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Comments (135)
LeStab 4
actually i havent :)
GodsOfWrath 0
Gay's don't **********? Why do you have a computer?
Sailor_Mars 6
I call bs on that. even my four year old brother plays with himself
Quidikic 9
that's not awkward...
anniemarie 0
umm
lovin_bigsister 0
wow get the sunburn soothing lotion and y not get a girl to join you n help "soothe" the pain
dvd175 5
The fml was writen by a girl
monster_tamer 11
It was written by a girl. Put the two and two together.
MiaLoves 8
How would "getting a girl to soothe the pain" help even if the OP was a guy? That would hurt like hell, especially if it hurts to even walk.
LilTiki559 13
Pretty sure she was suggesting some lesbian..fun, at the least..you guys seems so dense..its 2014, almost, for christ sake, you guys act like lesbians are a New Thing, turn of the century even..it seems.
ChaoticQuiet 11
Your "pretty sure" is completely wrong. It makes no sense to suggest lesbian sex, I think you are the dense one, my not-so-bright friend.
plexico 4
Don't bother walking. Just lay there are let someone come and eat the open-faced roast beef sandwich while it's still hot.
SoreThroat 0
LMFAO, this comment is great.
x5d13 0
Plexico strikes again. That wonderful bastard.
doggie3 0
Lovley.
69chick69 7
*lovely
WillieMammoth 0
no sex for u missy
HitList 0
That's funny! XD
darkmis1 18
10-I don't have to act like I've never masturbatef before, because I havn't. Not everybody has to-some of us are able to wait for the actual thing! OP-You couldn't use a vibrator or something? I feel sorry for whoever else uses that shower......
monster_tamer 11
...I didn't think of that.... good point... But it's possible she doesn't HAVE a vibrator. I don't know HOW I would get a vibrator and bring one home and not have my parents find it and ask questions. Not that they're incredibly nosy, mind, it would just be awkward. And OP didn't state their age. Of course, there are other things you can use besides vibrators and detachable shower heads. Like pillows. Or chairs.
kukopia 0
How odd that you admit you have no frame of reference for this yet you feel compelled to offer baseless (and therefore useless) advice.
FMLrey 0
10 year olds dont fap
iChel413 6
lol HOW old are you?
Kickass89 0
Hahaahahha put icy hot and then put a FML hahaha I would know it sux
nothingbut_fml 0
what does icy hot do?
jw90 18
damn! that's gotta hurt!
lahp 0
thats what i call hot lovin ;) .... ahhh that pun was rubbish now im sad :(