Today, I was enjoying some "alone time" with the detachable shower head when someone flushed the toilet, causing the cold water to run out and badly scald my genitals. It hurts to walk. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, yet again, I was getting intimate with my shower head. Some complete genius decided to flush the toilet downstairs halfway through, which sent scalding-hot water all up in my privates. I've yet to find a comfortable sitting position. FML
Today, I was in the shower having a little fun with the detachable shower head. I didn’t know anyone else was home until I heard a toilet flush and scalding hot water flooded my cooch. I think I need to go to the ER, but I’m too embarrassed to ask for a ride there. I can’t walk or sit properly. FML
Today, I discovered that if I turn my shower off for a minute, then back on again, the water comes out scalding hot. I discovered that while the showerhead was pointed directly at my genitals. FML
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML
Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
Today, the water cut out while I was showering, covered in soap and shampoo. I had to rinse with freezing cold drinking water from the fridge. As soon as I'd dried off, the water supply got restored. FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, I was in pain due to overdoing it at the gym yesterday, so I thought a hot shower might help. Not only was there no hot water because of my sister's hour long showers, but I slipped getting out and hit my head. Now the pain is worse. FML
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Glam_fml 0
Ouch. I don't see how people can put YDI. Don't act like you all have never masterbated before.
MiaLoves 8
That's what FML is about. Putting embarrassing things that happen to you on the Internet for other people's amusement. I'm assuming you're new to this though...
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Comments (135)
Drakon_fml 7
Just get someone to kiss it better.
Cristaderzi 0
Wow Solarcaine and OTC pain killers galore!!!! And see a doctor it could be worse than you think...
movies12 0
Ouchie. FYL.
misspeg 0
I hope u still got off lol
lindzXcore 0
at least this one was original
evaDZNwanna 0
ive been there ... don't worry youre not alone... i learned to lock the bathroom door
killurbeer 0
aaahahahahaha!
Immune2ice 0
Maybe it's a sign to stop having "alone time".
kukopia 0
What the? You detached the shower-head... The cold water came out... and scalded your genitals? I don't understand. Guess I need a picture.
Intoxicunt 6
You just want a picture. Don't lie.
movies12 0
MOM: "Honey why are u walking funny" OP: "Well mom, I was in the shower and I was sticking the shower head up my ****** cause it felt wonderful, and some smart ass flushed the toilet and I burned my ******" Mom: *passes out*
GumbyDarnit 0
I'm pretty sure she didn't shove the shower head up her vag...
monster_tamer 11
That's... not how it works. 0.o; You don't stick it up there unles you're completely brain mashed. And HOW you'd stick it up there is another mystery...
oarisimo 4
fail!