By Anonymous - 20/6/2021 23:01 - United States - Steele

Randy Mandy

Today, I was eating lunch with my grandmother when a very muscular young man entered the restaurant. As soon as he walked in, my 70-year-old widowed grandmother looked at him and said, out loud, "Ooh, eye candy!" Everyone in the restaurant began staring at us, and the poor guy's face was red as a tomato. FML
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By  Shzusuziq11  |  4

I'm a 67 year old lady. I still think like that when I see a nice looking man, no matter the age. I wouldn't say it out loud, (unless I was with friends, and he would never hear me say it). I went through that when I was younger, (yes I was a hottie), and I know what that felt like when I heard it.

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By  Shzusuziq11  |  4

I'm a 67 year old lady. I still think like that when I see a nice looking man, no matter the age. I wouldn't say it out loud, (unless I was with friends, and he would never hear me say it). I went through that when I was younger, (yes I was a hottie), and I know what that felt like when I heard it.

By  cacheson  |  41

F your life, f that guy’s life, f the restaurant people’s life because they had to witness that… and maybe even f your grandma’s life because she’s too clueless to realize that’s inappropriate