Health, Birthday and Food: Today, I was eating cereal while absentmindedly reading the box....

By jerdub93 - 19/11/2011 08:40 - United States

Today, I was eating cereal while absentmindedly reading the box. I was amused when I found it expires on my birthday. Then I realized it expired on my birthday two years ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2020 23:00

Today, I decided to have some bagels. It was only after I ate them that I looked at the cream cheese and discovered that it expired 3 years ago. FML

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By soupduped - 06/12/2009 03:37 - United States

Today, I opened up a can of tomato soup I'd taken from my parents' house recently. After eating the whole can, I started feeling a little off, so I checked the expiration date. It expired 12 years ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2018 12:00

Today, I was celebrating my birthday when my friend gave me chocolate as a gift. I wasn't suspecting anything and ate about half of it before I noticed something strange. It turned out there were some kind of worms living in it and the chocolate was about a year after the expiration date. I got sick. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2010 08:28 - United States

Today, I ate what was supposed to be a delicious mini powdered donut. The first one tasted funny, so I pulled out another one and realized that the powdered sugar was now in fact powdered hairy mold. Then I looked at the package and realized it was over a year and a half old. FML

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By pimdala_major - 30/10/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, I found a small bottle of chocolate milk in the fridge from McDonald's. I've been living with my grandparents while going to college and figuring they'd never drink it themselves, I took a sip. It had expired two years ago. FML

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By Jules - 27/11/2020 07:56 - Germany

Today, while tidying up my grandmother's fridge, I got to play expiration-date-bingo. The winner was some type of concentrated apple sauce supposed to be used for salad dressings. It expired in 1986. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2021 17:00

Today, I learned the horrifying implications of my memory not being what it used to be when I bought a tasty-looking chocolate bar, only to realize upon taking a bite that I'd bought one before and not liked it one bit. FML

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By ahhnotoy - 27/04/2009 02:29 - United States

Today, I bought a box of Fruit Loops. When I got home, I noticed a free prize would be in the box. I sifted through the box, looking for the small toy. It wasn't in there. I don't know what is more sad, the fact that I got ripped off by a children's cereal or that I'm 21 and upset by it. FML

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By cereal stepper - 23/10/2016 09:42

Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML

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By frootloops - 21/11/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I realized that my girlfriend had never said anything about the proposal ring I had put into a box of her Froot Loops. When I hinted it to her, she said that the cereal had expired, so she threw out the box. FML

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Saturday 19 November 2011 16:23

Hey, wait, my Rice Krispies are moving.

sunsetsbetween56 3

Saturday 19 November 2011 16:19

Must have been good for you to keep eating it..

Comments

xFaust_fml 12

Saturday 19 November 2011 23:46

Cereals, soda, cookies etc... They don't expire. They just lose taste, or go stale. If it didn't taste weird, then they were perfectly good..

lionlvr 9

Saturday 19 November 2011 23:59

Time to have a meeting with a toilet.

joee182 3

Sunday 20 November 2011 0:13

how do you not realize a box of cereal sitting there for two years? and dont you ever clean out your cabinets?

Mickaylah 0

Sunday 20 November 2011 4:11

Next time read the shit you eat before actually eating it.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Sunday 20 November 2011 4:49

It's cereal. It doesn't ******* expire.

Mickaylah 0

Sunday 20 November 2011 5:18

Lol, Are You Comment On Every Damn Thing I Post?Jealous Much?Damn Smfh.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Sunday 20 November 2011 22:58

Actually, I had no idea you were the same person. I don't usually check out the username/picture before I post. Are you really that conceited? You only wish I'd comment on every post of yours. I comment on those I have a reply to.