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FML - The follow-up
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Hi! OP here! :) first off all: wow! I never expected this to make it to the FMLpage! Don't worry, people. I posted this because it was funny. I was very, very embarrassed when I walked out to the living room and saw everybody and realized that I hadn't been alone after all(my parents came home from their trip to our cabin with their friends a day earlier than they had planned.) But I laughed at it after I realized how funny it was. And it's extra funny that you guys automatically assumed that I'm a guy! I'm actually a girl. haha! Which is why I felt so embarrassed, since I've never met those particularly friends of my parents. Great first impression, don't you think? lol. but they smiled and joked around, trying to make me feel less embarrassed, so it's all good!
By vbecka / Wednesday 26 June 2013 17:08 / Norway - Oslo
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By  vbecka  |  17

Hi! OP here! :) first off all: wow! I never expected this to make it to the FMLpage! Don't worry, people. I posted this because it was funny. I was very, very embarrassed when I walked out to the living room and saw everybody and realized that I hadn't been alone after all(my parents came home from their trip to our cabin with their friends a day earlier than they had planned.) But I laughed at it after I realized how funny it was. And it's extra funny that you guys automatically assumed that I'm a guy! I'm actually a girl. haha! Which is why I felt so embarrassed, since I've never met those particularly friends of my parents. Great first impression, don't you think? lol. but they smiled and joked around, trying to make me feel less embarrassed, so it's all good!

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  wifey08  |  13

Farts are no big deal, just a natural bodily function. At least you were in the bathroom, my sister purposefully tries to get in front of us and then let one go! Ick.

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  IHATEFMYLIFE  |  26

Yea and your sister is either 8 years old or really disgusting. Probably just really disgusting! Hahaha we can't choose our family only learn to live with them. Definitely FYL

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  desoto96  |  9

All you gotta do in a situation like this is own it, smile, and say "last time I eat from a taco truck." -but not really, taco trucks are the bomb.-

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  imaginaryvoice  |  18

Never fart without knowing for sure that you're alone. Shoulda done a quick search before you decided to let one fly

By  QQmore_fml  |  18

Well that's a stinky situation...

By  Wizardo  |  32

You have to be alone to fart in your own house? What kind of regime do you live under? Farting is natural man, I have no idea why its such a big deal to some people, things like this man me all gassy and have an upset stomach. My insides are churning...

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  Caitie_kid  |  8

I'm still amazed at the people who are MARRIED that say that they've never farted in front of their spouse... How can you be comfortable enough to be naked in front of someone, but not be comfortable enough to fart in front of them?

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  99megster  |  15

I don't know if OP is talking about just your average, everyday fart here. Since he/she had an upset stomach, I'm assuming these were more like those really loud bowl farts that explode from your anus.

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  23Z9TZO  |  18

Trying to sound intelligent explaining a bathroom fan. Just don't..

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