It's impossible not to make friends when you have cake.

Exactly

If you give me ice cream cake I will be your friend!

There's nothing wrong with eating a whole ice cream cake by yourself. Absolutely none...

Who says op wants friends? I do the same thing sometimes. Cake is amazing.

I think the problem is that OP is fat enough to eat a cake by him/herself, not that he /she has no friends.

#56 where the hell did you get the idea that the point of this FML was that OP is fat? Quick assumption don't ya think? Nothing wrong with eating a whole cake.

I just used the wrong wording. What I meant to say is that OP did not want the cashier to know that he would be capable of eating an entire cake, not necessarily that the OP is fat.

But I don't understand why OP was so embarrassed that she felt the need to write "Happy Birthday" on the cake. Lots of people buy or make cakes just to eat. No need to feel ashamed OP, next time just go buy whatever cake you want.

Not generally to eat all by themselves

I'm not sure there is anything wrong with this either. In fact reading makes me want an ice cream cake. I haven't had one in a long time. Yes I probably will go out and buy one to eat by myself.

#28 your profile pic screw the crap out of me!

except that its extremely unhealthy

47, it's only unhealthy if OP eats it all at once. As someone already stated, it would be no different than someone making a batch of brownies, you don't eat it all in one sitting but you do eat it all.

#47, so is bacon, but that doesn't mean I will stop eating that food of the Gods.

My sentiments exactly. How pathetic is OP. This is s total YDI post. And really an entire cake!??!!

What if OP is from the kind of people who eat a lot and never get fat? and even if not, that was really rude. Everyone is free to do what they want, keep your chin up OP!

*chins

Hahah made my day "oink"

#10 just because someone isn't fat doesn't necessarily mean they are healthy, just that they may have a fast metabolism