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Just go to a public place with the cake, make some friends by sharing.
It's impossible not to make friends when you have cake.
Exactly
If you give me ice cream cake I will be your friend!
I think the problem is that OP is fat enough to eat a cake by him/herself, not that he /she has no friends.
#56 where the hell did you get the idea that the point of this FML was that OP is fat? Quick assumption don't ya think? Nothing wrong with eating a whole cake.
I just used the wrong wording. What I meant to say is that OP did not want the cashier to know that he would be capable of eating an entire cake, not necessarily that the OP is fat.
I don't see anything wrong with this.
But I don't understand why OP was so embarrassed that she felt the need to write "Happy Birthday" on the cake. Lots of people buy or make cakes just to eat. No need to feel ashamed OP, next time just go buy whatever cake you want.
I'm not sure there is anything wrong with this either. In fact reading makes me want an ice cream cake. I haven't had one in a long time. Yes I probably will go out and buy one to eat by myself.
#28 your profile pic screw the crap out of me!
47, it's only unhealthy if OP eats it all at once. As someone already stated, it would be no different than someone making a batch of brownies, you don't eat it all in one sitting but you do eat it all.
#47, so is bacon, but that doesn't mean I will stop eating that food of the Gods.
Wow
Just as long as you don't eat it all at once. Otherwise I have to say oink.
*chins
Hahah made my day "oink"
#10 just because someone isn't fat doesn't necessarily mean they are healthy, just that they may have a fast metabolism
I do that all the time, no shame
There is never a bad time for ice cream cake mate.
It's ice cream cake, you have my respect
No shame OP. You deserve that ice cream
Gluttony will come back to haunt you if you're not careful
There's absolutely nothing wrong there. You're not going to eat the whole thing in one sitting are you? No? Then you're good to go. It's no different than a single person making a batch of brownies. They'll just eat them over a period of days. Same thing here.
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Just go to a public place with the cake, make some friends by sharing.
I don't see anything wrong with this.