FML : Today, I was stuck on the toilet with a huge stomachache after eating bad food the day before. I got up to flush when I noticed that there was a cockroach...

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Today, I was stuck on the toilet with a huge stomachache after eating bad food the day before. I got up to flush when I noticed that there was a cockroach struggling feebly in the pile of crap. I'll never know if it got there before or after I crapped. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By dire-rear - / Saturday 16 January 2010 20:19 / Singapore

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By SSJ5Goku | 0

#778458 - Saturday 16 January 2010 11:08

...Which would you prefer?

By TripleJumpMan | 0

#778461 - Saturday 16 January 2010 11:08

what the hell

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By SSJ5Goku | 0

#778458 - Saturday 16 January 2010 11:08

...Which would you prefer?

jessxoxo28 | 5

#778552 - Sunday 17 January 2010 12:00

lmao #1!!!

silvermoonstar3 | 2

#778607 - Sunday 17 January 2010 12:33

F the OP's life for thinking it is possible she ate it and it lived through it!

The_Cardinal | 0

#778652 - Sunday 17 January 2010 01:03

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Microbiologist | 0

#778686 - Sunday 17 January 2010 01:16

Wow the cardinal really feels they know best don't they! No way is it not implied, that was also my initial understanding too.

Towelie_31 | 0

#778822 - Sunday 17 January 2010 01:57

airgo visa vi, cincordingly.

l1douchhe1l | 0

#779806 - Sunday 17 January 2010 03:43

u got that from the mtv parody of matrix right

vde_fml | 15

#782156 - Monday 18 January 2010 03:39

Think logically, can a cockroach survive the stomach acid? If yes then it's came trough your body.

KASHMIR_fml | 0

#848086 - Friday 12 February 2010 01:00

actually fellas cockroaches can live through a lot.

austinkarimi | 0

#901049 - Sunday 28 February 2010 06:32

not really. everyone always says that because they can survive nuclear fallout. they can't survive my shoe though.

depotst | 0

#976873 - Friday 9 April 2010 04:36

Actually, he was right. I always think it's weird when people write comments like that.. I'm not sure if it's people being lazy, reading comprehension fail or what.

FreshlyCut | 0

#3466505 - Friday 21 October 2011 03:49

Have you had any Chinese food lately?

riax | 9

#4541298 - Friday 8 June 2012 07:40

no shit, the cockroach would've been dead even before it reached her stomach, she would hv chewed it to death! There is another possibility, it may have fallen into the toilet from her panties :/

JadeOmega | 23

#6560812 - Wednesday 16 March 2016 11:52

before

By TripleJumpMan | 0

#778461 - Saturday 16 January 2010 11:08

what the hell

By velvel | 7

#778463 - Saturday 16 January 2010 11:09

poor cockroach!

quicheme45 | 0

#2219464 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 12:35

I love ur pic!!!

By Icy_fml | 0

#778465 - Saturday 16 January 2010 11:11

surpried it didnt eat the poo.

Mustardnight | 3

#779452 - Sunday 17 January 2010 11:01

Maybe thats what it was doing.

By tinetine_fml | 0

#778466 - Saturday 16 January 2010 11:11

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By ihatemylifemore | 0

#778473 - Saturday 16 January 2010 11:12

LOL XD

By DillyLyn | 0

#778476 - Saturday 16 January 2010 11:13

you shat a roach?

ZleveL | 0

#1359338 - Monday 6 September 2010 09:20

sgt. gary roach Sanderson?

By Seventytimeseven | 0

#778480 - Saturday 16 January 2010 11:15

Probably after or your stomach acids would have killed/injured it wayy before the day after. Plus if you ate it you need also to consider the way you eat and how you managed to not chew it. Your house may be questionable otherwise. This is disturbing and hillarious, not sure which more so