By dire-rear - 16/01/2010 20:19 - Singapore

Today, I was stuck on the toilet with a huge stomachache after eating bad food the day before. I got up to flush when I noticed that there was a cockroach struggling feebly in the pile of crap. I'll never know if it got there before or after I crapped. FML
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...Which would you prefer?

TripleJumpMan 0

what the hell


...Which would you prefer?

F the OP's life for thinking it is possible she ate it and it lived through it!

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Wow the cardinal really feels they know best don't they! No way is it not implied, that was also my initial understanding too.

Towelie_31 0

airgo visa vi, cincordingly.

u got that from the mtv parody of matrix right

vde_fml 15

Think logically, can a cockroach survive the stomach acid? If yes then it's came trough your body.

actually fellas cockroaches can live through a lot.

not really. everyone always says that because they can survive nuclear fallout. they can't survive my shoe though.

depotst 0

Actually, he was right. I always think it's weird when people write comments like that.. I'm not sure if it's people being lazy, reading comprehension fail or what.

Have you had any Chinese food lately?

no shit, the cockroach would've been dead even before it reached her stomach, she would hv chewed it to death! There is another possibility, it may have fallen into the toilet from her panties :/

TripleJumpMan 0

what the hell

poor cockroach!

I love ur pic!!!

surpried it didnt eat the poo.

Maybe thats what it was doing.

tinetine_fml 0

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DillyLyn 0

you shat a roach?

sgt. gary roach Sanderson?

Probably after or your stomach acids would have killed/injured it wayy before the day after. Plus if you ate it you need also to consider the way you eat and how you managed to not chew it. Your house may be questionable otherwise. This is disturbing and hillarious, not sure which more so

So roaches can survive massive radiation but not a little acid?

Radiation =/= being dunked and churned in acid for close to an hour. And it certainly isn't "a little"...

DeadMansCrack 4

Yeah, without all of the mucous surrounding the stomach, the acids would eat away at your body from the inside.


This happens to me alot. I want it to stop but I love Chipotle too much.

you crap roaches too?? O_o

ROFLMAO south park never fails. Ever.

lalagirl912 0

I love Kenny from southpark :) <3

it was cartman.. not Kenny.