Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
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Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, I met the girl who dumped me because the distance between us was too great. We're in the same city again. She's now dating a Marine in Iraq. FML
Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML
Today, my girlfriend who I love very deeply dumped me two times, over the phone. The first time was to dump me. She then called me back a couple hours later explicitly to dump our friendship. I was just friend dumped. FML
Today, my girlfriend of six months dumped me over the phone. I'm in the military and recently had to move away to another fort. We'd agreed that we would try to make long distance work. I'd even offered to buy a plane ticket to come see her each weekend. I've been gone less than two weeks. FML
Today, I saw my ex-girlfriend. She dumped me because she was moving to Wyoming. I guess Wyoming is code for my friend's apartment. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of almost 5 years (who broke up with me only a week or so ago) told me that she's been speaking to one of my best friends and sees a future with him instead of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
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Poppycocky 0
What a *****.
Sun_Kissed18 25
Well then be glad to get rid of her. She just needed a reason to break it off, sorry :/
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Comments (114)
Twism86 0
LOL!! @ #58 Kick your "friend" in nuts before he goes to see her so they cant bang. Then throw a lit cigarette in his eye so she she has to drive to see him. When she gets there you can then tape her to the hood of your car, get it up to about 80 and test your brakes and the tape at the same time! :-)
Timmo_fml 2
I think the chinese skull **** comment may have been moderated!
Timmo_fml 2
I think the chinese skull **** comment may have been moderated!
BitterLoser 0
duuuuumb who cares, we know what went down, thats all that matters
MrDrMe 0
FYL, that sucks.
RockstarChickxD 1
Don't worry she'll dump him too.
chinisse_sayu 0
FYL OP, because you were dating a *****, & you were friends with an asshole.
mitchie11 0
That sucks op. Fyl. Being betrayed by your girlfriend is one thing, but being betrayed by your best boy at the same time? wow. I'd prob contemplate on killing myself for awhile on that one. Well I guess i say that only because of the fact that I did date a girl long distance for awhile during a 6 year relationship and we ended up breaking up due to the distance being too stressful. I doubt you've known the girl for very long.. so screw her and your "best friend". Find a new best friend and girlfriend! :D .. I say that like it's easy... :p
all_the_time 0
Ouch ! First your ex is real bitch, and secondly your "bestfriend" is, a ****! I hope you made them regret that
iHeavenz 0
100% FYL. What a dumb bitch. You should sleep with her sister or mom.
mitchie11 0
lmao @ "or mom".. that would be the BEST way to get revenge.