Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
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Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, I met the girl who dumped me because the distance between us was too great. We're in the same city again. She's now dating a Marine in Iraq. FML
Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML
Today, my girlfriend who I love very deeply dumped me two times, over the phone. The first time was to dump me. She then called me back a couple hours later explicitly to dump our friendship. I was just friend dumped. FML
Today, my girlfriend of six months dumped me over the phone. I'm in the military and recently had to move away to another fort. We'd agreed that we would try to make long distance work. I'd even offered to buy a plane ticket to come see her each weekend. I've been gone less than two weeks. FML
Today, I saw my ex-girlfriend. She dumped me because she was moving to Wyoming. I guess Wyoming is code for my friend's apartment. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of almost 5 years (who broke up with me only a week or so ago) told me that she's been speaking to one of my best friends and sees a future with him instead of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
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Top comments
Poppycocky 0
What a *****.
Sun_Kissed18 25
Well then be glad to get rid of her. She just needed a reason to break it off, sorry :/
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Comments (114)
Timmo_fml 2
Think about it - happens after gouging out the eyes.
christyxoxo 8
*cough* ***** *cough*
ikickyourbutt 9
Hahahaha
Quest_ 13
Double penetration, wooo!
BitterLoser 0
o haha, yeah thats pretty strange bro
Timmo_fml 2
Works best with Chinese people... (I don't think I'm really allowed to say that!) Also, disclaimer, I have never skull ****** anyone!
mindeatingpengui 0
awww that sucks ass!
lmsweet 0
fyl sounds likerude people.... to put it nicely.
BitterLoser 0
you think it work better with somebody from the Philippines hahaah jokes, o and #32 no d.p not today
rileykins 0
FEED HER TO A BEAR!
scarlettbraylee 0
I wouldn't really call that a "bestfriend" lol. that sucksss.