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Build an ark?

That is definitely not something you want to hear xD This needs a follow up


That is definitely not something you want to hear xD This needs a follow up

Build an ark?

2- Or grow gills, depending on who you're talking to.

You need an ark? I Noah guy

# 12 laughing but also shaking my head

I feel like your picture made that comment perfect.

I wouldn't let your roommate on that arc. He might sink it.

Oh dear. At least they can stay calm in stressful situations.

The real question here is how does one lie down and eat at the same time?

Um... Lying down? And then proceeding to eat?

my boyfriend says the bed is for sleeping and fucking, not eating. i still eat in bed anyways. i wasnt sure many others did that too

How about eating and fucking?

Eating food on the bed, sure, but LYING in bed, I'd have food pieces all over me!

Boobs are great plates.

I seriously don't understand why #4 is being downvoted. Didn't y'all's mothers teach you guys that eating while lying down is the easiest way to choke yourself to death? Also, crumbs in bed: fuck that.

She's probably laying on her tummy. pretty easy (: do it all time (:

#40: Just because you can doesn't mean you should. Also, are you some kind of animal?

#40 Lying on your stomach is actually bad for you.

What happened?!?

The room flooded, Op's roommate drowned, and Op floated to safety on thier matress.

How did you not notice the room was flooding? Also do you live in a dorm room? Because if that's the case, you may want to get someone to take care of that. Nobody likes a room full of water :(

If it wasn't a dorm room what are they supposed to do? Watch it?

Of course not, but in my experiences in dorm rooms you usually have to go and get someone in the building to take care of any issues that may be wrong in the room.

Your profile pic matches with what you said XD

52, I was thinking the same thing lol

Water you guys going to do about this?

*studio audience laughter*

well okay

If what your username is implying is correct, it's probably more than just water...

Well, to be fair, your roommate was trying to take care of the problem while OP was eating and lying down simultaneously, which is quite a feat. You should take pride in yourself OP