2- Or grow gills, depending on who you're talking to.

You need an ark? I Noah guy

# 12 laughing but also shaking my head

I feel like your picture made that comment perfect.

I wouldn't let your roommate on that arc. He might sink it.

Ikr

Um... Lying down? And then proceeding to eat?

my boyfriend says the bed is for sleeping and fucking, not eating. i still eat in bed anyways. i wasnt sure many others did that too

How about eating and fucking?

Eating food on the bed, sure, but LYING in bed, I'd have food pieces all over me!

Boobs are great plates.

I seriously don't understand why #4 is being downvoted. Didn't y'all's mothers teach you guys that eating while lying down is the easiest way to choke yourself to death? Also, crumbs in bed: fuck that.

She's probably laying on her tummy. pretty easy (: do it all time (:

#40: Just because you can doesn't mean you should. Also, are you some kind of animal?

#40 Lying on your stomach is actually bad for you.

The room flooded, Op's roommate drowned, and Op floated to safety on thier matress.

If it wasn't a dorm room what are they supposed to do? Watch it?

Of course not, but in my experiences in dorm rooms you usually have to go and get someone in the building to take care of any issues that may be wrong in the room.

Your profile pic matches with what you said XD

52, I was thinking the same thing lol

*studio audience laughter*