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Maybe OP meant "first time" with THIS boyfriend. Just saying. Though... he obviously had the anxiety thing going on, so at least one of them was a virgin ("Oh god my first girl" / "Oh god her first time") Also you should not pick flower petals directly off a growing flower. They WILL have ants. .... and who the hell actually plays a CD when making love? lol... I adore music and all but I dunno...
It's all about playing the Power Rangers theme song, followed by the Ninja Turtles and Pokemon theme songs.
Hahaaha I LOVE THAT IDEA! *steals them* @28
agreed. haha sucks to have been the OP or the boyfriend. I think you probably both just expected so much out of it that it killed the desire.
you belong on MLIA not FML ;] @28.
hahaha #78! true story.
you deserve it for thinking the first time will be perfect. what is it with people building their first time having sex into some perfect big specticle. hell, i just wanted to get rid of my virginity and get it over with. :/ and you also deserve it for trying losing it to a guy that either gay or a virgin. or probably both. SEX ISN'T SPECIAL, KIDS.
#9 i was going to say the exact same thing
Eh. First times are overrated. The most you can hope for is that it'll be with someone you love and it won't be too terribly awkward. Because sex is just plain awkward sometimes.
Actually, my mother said her first time was wonderful. Compared to other times, it was fairly pathetic. But as a first time, it was great. Point is, you can have a good first time too, sometimes.
you're an asshole . go jerk yourself .
yeaa epic fail
When you plan your first time its almost never good usually it just "happens" and it turns out awsome
I'm into leather
YDI for not using an MP3 player.
I LOVE YOU!!! haha. best comment of the day =)
ydi 4 liking men
soo close to being first ): haha oh well
Rose petals? Give me a ******* break, it's not American Beauty! Lol, allmidnighteyes, too slow :P
how did you know he pisted that if you posted before him
Rose petals? Somebody's read a few too many romance novels. At least you didn't have a Twilight fantasy.... **** that shit.
Putting body glitter on her boyfriend would have killed any interest he'd have.
Sheesh - poor guy was under so much pressure, what with trying to replicate every cliched movie ever made 'n all, no wonder he choked!
Ohh he may have choked, but we all know she's wishing that she could've been the one who choked ;D
Hush! We all know that in perfect little rose petal fantasies there is nothing as unsavoury as that *pfft* Everything will be perfect and they'll ride off into the sunset to live happily ever after....... won't they???
*teehee*
why didnt you dry hump him until he got it up then? or just not plan it? since nothings perfect.
Perfection is boring :)
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Sheesh - poor guy was under so much pressure, what with trying to replicate every cliched movie ever made 'n all, no wonder he choked!
Rose petals? Somebody's read a few too many romance novels. At least you didn't have a Twilight fantasy.... **** that shit.