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  birds_fml  |  7

The first time is never great, nor perfect. My first time was okay, and that's really the best you can hope for. It doesn't get good till you've done it enough to be good at it.

  DameGreyWulf  |  0

Maybe OP meant "first time" with THIS boyfriend.
Just saying.

Though... he obviously had the anxiety thing going on, so at least one of them was a virgin
("Oh god my first girl" / "Oh god her first time")

Also you should not pick flower petals directly off a growing flower. They WILL have ants.
.... and who the hell actually plays a CD when making love? lol... I adore music and all but I dunno...

  waterynuggets  |  0

#27 I seriously doubt that if the OP was too dumb to make sure the CD still worked and to check roses she probably picked from right outside. Oh, and, wanting everything to be perfect, especially with -anyone- for the first time, despite if they're a virgin or not.

  ariean  |  0

agreed. haha sucks to have been the OP or the boyfriend. I think you probably both just expected so much out of it that it killed the desire.


you deserve it for thinking the first time will be perfect. what is it with people building their first time having sex into some perfect big specticle. hell, i just wanted to get rid of my virginity and get it over with. :/

and you also deserve it for trying losing it to a guy that either gay or a virgin. or probably both.


  americayay  |  0

Eh. First times are overrated. The most you can hope for is that it'll be with someone you love and it won't be too terribly awkward. Because sex is just plain awkward sometimes.

  DameGreyWulf  |  0

Actually, my mother said her first time was wonderful.
Compared to other times, it was fairly pathetic.
But as a first time, it was great.

Point is, you can have a good first time too, sometimes.


Hush! We all know that in perfect little rose petal fantasies there is nothing as unsavoury as that *pfft* Everything will be perfect and they'll ride off into the sunset to live happily ever after....... won't they???