Today, I was driving behind a tall truck when it drove through... - FML

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01/10/2021 22:55

Today, I just had the best sex in all my life. After that, my ex-girlfriend dumped me. FML

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28/09/2021 01:05

Today, I found out my dog of 11 years has very severe cancer. Her spleen, which has swollen to the size of a football, had a small rupture a day ago and would fatally within a week, we'll be putting her down tomorrow. FML

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Spicy

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Weird flex, but OK

By Anonymous - 17/10/2021 08:01

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Today, I’m aware that comparing yourself too much to other people can make you unhappy. I now learned that the same goes for comparing yourself to objects. For example, between myself and the shared toilet in my student house, guess who has the most pubic hair? FML

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Nice try, though

By Anonymous - 16/10/2021 20:00

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Today, I bought a $100 Victoria's Secret gift card for an ex who I still have a thing for, only to find out she started dating someone else a week ago. I just realized I bought lingerie for her to wear for someone else. FML

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19/06/2019 06:26

Today, I was driving behind a tall truck when it drove through some overhanging branches. Suddenly, a huge branch fell on top of my car, leaving it scratched all over and with several dents in the roof. FML

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BO Central

Coherence dude, do you have it?

Gimme dah maaahney

29/07/2009 00:47

Today, after four years of anorexia and lots of recovery, my parents took me out to dinner with my counselor and whole family to celebrate my progress. I ended up eating something that made me vomit everything I ate. My parents now think I am bulmic and are sending me back to counseling. FML

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10/08/2010 13:46

Today, I had to endure a long drive from Poland to England. We weren't allowed to open our windows. My mum threw up. Twice. FML

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11/06/2015 14:37

Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML

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13/07/2009 03:15

Today, a couple came into the gas station where I work to ask for directions. While I was giving the woman directions (and even writing them down to be as helpful as possible), the man stole my wallet out of my purse that was sitting on the other end of the counter behind a display. FML

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22/08/2014 06:02

Today, my boyfriend sent me pictures of him and his family on their trip in Florida. He accidentally included a picture of a girl sleeping in his bed, naked. FML

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23/02/2011 18:53

Today, I was overdrawn $15 at the bank. I paid in my last $80 in cash, only for them to inform me that I've been slapped with $90 in overdraft fees. FML

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21/01/2016 13:00

Today, I'm so lazy, I dread getting up early on days that haven't arrived yet. For stuff I actually like doing, too. FML

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30/10/2012 13:27

Today, my boyfriend of a year broke up with me by saying, "It's not you, it's me. I have a terrible taste in women." FML

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29/08/2010 04:54

Today, my dad walked in on me singing "Bohemian Rhapsody", while spinning in circles with the cat in my arms. I thought I was home alone. FML

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16/07/2013 12:01

Today, I baked strawberry muffins for my family, putting half a strawberry on each of them. Only when it was too late did I realize that they looked like extremely creepy breasts. FML

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05/11/2009 10:12

Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML

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30/06/2017 16:46

Today, like every other day since I moved into this apartment a year ago, the construction crew started their noisy work at 5:30 in the morning. When I moved in I was promised it was a quiet neighborhood; only offices. What have they been building in the meantime? Three nightclubs. FML

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14/03/2014 20:45

Spicy

Today, my friends hired a male stripper to give me a lap dance for my birthday. It was all pretty nice until he let rip one of the most nauseating farts I've ever encountered, right in my face. Hours later, I can still smell it. FML

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20/11/2010 05:21

Today, I got an electric razor and a lesson from my dad on how to shave my mustache and chin. I also got my period. FML

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24/08/2010 23:46

Today, I got a text from my boyfriend whilst on the train home from spending the weekend with him at his grandparents' house. It said, 'Gran says to tell you that the bin beside the toilet is actually for storing spare shampoos and toothbrushes, so could you not put your tampons in it next time?' FML

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02/04/2012 02:33

Today, the only person to wish me a happy birthday was a survey website. I took their stupid survey out of appreciation. FML

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27/08/2011 07:21

Today, I was hosting a pool party, when my husband and his friends got the bright idea of lighting one of the party balloons on fire. Needless to say, it immediately exploded. In shock, he jumped back straight into me, sending me and my $400 cell phone splashing into the pool. FML

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01/06/2014 04:13

Today, at work, a lady approached me asking if I'd found a used cloth diaper on a table, and I told her it was probably in the trash. She said "That's okay, I can wash it." So I searched through several bags of trash, and when I couldn't find it, she said "Oh never mind! It's in my bag." FML

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25/11/2008 18:05

Today, I was going to confess to my best friend that I am madly in love with her. I called her up only to find her crying. She was upset that she might be pregnant with some guy. FML

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20/09/2010 14:58

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my dad touching his knob, in the kitchen, while cooking. FML

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26/04/2016 05:04

Today, I started a new job. The synopsis of my training was, "You're starting a job you're going to hate and you'll be fired for entertaining yourself while waiting for us to give you more work. But you're going to love being here." FML

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09/07/2019 02:00

Today, it's only been a week since I've been in my new apartment with my boyfriend, and I already caught him cheating. FML

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25/08/2016 05:53

Today, I decided to pop the question to my beloved. Perfect lighting, fresh cut roses, a fancy dinner. The restaurant was in on it too. Shame they brought out the wedding-themed congratulations dessert before I actually went down on my knee. FML

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Not my turn

By Perry85 - 10/12/2019 05:00

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she says "Don't cum in me, my husband has plans for later." FML

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22/02/2012 07:56

Today, I called the toaster a "cheeky thing" for being done before the kettle. FML

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18/02/2015 04:22

Today, a photo of my friends and me was posted in our college group. I didn't notice my legs looked enormous until my friend pointed it out. Her comment got 50 likes. FML

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12/12/2010 07:17

Today, while parked at school, someone broke into my car by smashing the window. I called the police and they informed me I could drive it to the local station as it was an easy 2 minute drive. As I was driving there, I got pulled over for driving with a smashed window. FML

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09/09/2018 01:30

Today, I was in the shower when I realised that maybe I'm getting a little too fat. I was scrubbing the old belly when a dollar flew out onto the floor. I'm 23. FML

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25/08/2013 12:50

Today, whilst out shopping with my crush, I decided to jokingly try on a silly-looking dress in an overly-expensive shop. Apparently I took the wrong size as I couldn't get out. Not only did the shop assistants have to publicly cut me out of the dress, I had to pay for it. FML

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18/06/2009 07:17

Spicy

Today, I saw myself in a 'girls gone wild' ad with another girl. So did my mom. FML

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20/01/2016 15:32

Today, a customer filed a complaint against me because my coworker took too long to do a price check. I hate my job. FML

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09/07/2009 07:02

Today, it was my birthday, and my boyfriend got surgery on his gallbladder because he had big gallstones. After they were removed, he was still a little out of it from the morphine. He gave the gallstones to me for my birthday. Better still, his mom suggested I make a necklace out of them. FML

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22/04/2009 20:15

Today, as soon as I got home, my girlfriend was waiting for me at the door. She told me she was breaking up with me, the reason? She found a girl's shirt in my closet and that she didn't need a cheating boyfriend. That shirt was mine. FML

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05/07/2018 15:00

Today, I finally got over a long bout of constipation. I was scared to ask my mom for laxatives because I had the feeling she would tell all her friends, but on the 6th day of absolutely no bowel movements, I caved. I later overheard my mom telling all her friends. FML

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Family love

By Anonymous - 02/09/2021 11:00

Today, I'd arranged a family reunion to see family I hadn't seen in years. Out of about 20 people, only 3 said they would come. One messaged to cancel the night before. The other two no-showed. FML

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19/08/2019 04:00

Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML

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21/12/2009 18:12

Today, I updated my Facebook status to "It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood." My cousin, seeing the status, failed to pick up on the sarcastic humor. She called all my family members and tell them that I was pregnant. Including my husband in Iraq. FML

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05/04/2011 16:48

Today, my 3 year old daughter decided to put black nail polish over the webcam lens on my laptop because "It wasn't all black, so I decided to fix it." FML

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15/04/2012 03:02

Today, I had to admit that I hate the wedding dress that I've designed. My wedding is in a week. FML

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09/03/2016 19:30

Today, I gave my boss a ride home from work. I had my phone on hands-free mode, so all calls would come through on speaker. I got a call from the new job I was applying at, with my boss listening to each word. FML

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Wednesday 19 June 2019 7:57

It's always a bad idea to tailgate a truck..

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Wednesday 19 June 2019 7:00

You should follow the truck until it stops and ask the driver to pay for the damage. Truckers are highly-paid professionals and are happy to be accountable for the damage they cause to the drivers they share the roads with.

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RichardPencil 30

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Wednesday 19 June 2019 7:00

You should follow the truck until it stops and ask the driver to pay for the damage. Truckers are highly-paid professionals and are happy to be accountable for the damage they cause to the drivers they share the roads with.

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Wednesday 19 June 2019 7:57

It's always a bad idea to tailgate a truck..

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Wednesday 19 June 2019 20:46

Don't tailgate us then dumbass, Ever heard of following distance?

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Thursday 20 June 2019 4:14

YDI! Stop tail gaiting. You're lucky it wasn't worse.

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Friday 21 June 2019 0:52

Y’all dicks ngl