By anonymous - 27/12/2011 22:32 - United States

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Today, I was driving home from work when I saw the woman in the car in front of me throw something out the window. Only when it landed on my windshield did I realize what it was. A bloody tampon. FML
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IAMYOURPINEAPPLE 9

You could use that as an excuse, say it covered your vision and you "accidentally" ran her car off the road and made her a paraplegic.

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Comments

evilscorpi 29

omg woow women just get nastier day by day

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G0v3nat0r 7

I see what you did there

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ellybelly_502 4

Haha 40 :) thats like Stewie from family guy! HA!

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quinnbar 6

so the woman was changing her tampon in the car....she either has skill or is a wackjob.

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milkndstufff 7

*definitely wackjob

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randomchick15 0

That is just wrong and nasty

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FarSide 22

90 points if she puts inserts her diaphragm while driving.

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dancersinger124 7

I think a bloody tampon is worse then a used condom. :/

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jessesgirl14 16

That driver is probably related to the chic who changed her tampon in the movie theater, smh

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jaredjudd21 2

I like how simple it is to get a hundred likes by saying one word :p

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Chingy892987 14

Wasn't it a pad o.o? Bah, who cares, still disgusting -_-

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swick25 22

Can you read???? It clearly says, "TAMPON"!!!!!!!

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lavaheead9 2

that is so nasty why would a qoman do thar it us a discrace to woman everywere

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StoryOfTheYear 14

Save the earth! Flip it over and reuse!

StoryOfTheYear 14

9- Sorry, Al Gore hacked my FML account, don't look at me.

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mom2pen 4

You can't "flip over" a tampon, it is a cotton like plug inserted into a vjayjay to absorb the blood. The entire thing would be soaked in blood. You are thinking of a sanitary napkin which has a protective barrier on the "flip side" to prevent leaking through onto the panties that they are attached to.

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monkeysareyummy 0

He wasn't being serious...

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mom2pen 4

I realize that, "flipping it over" was an ignorant statement that made no sense.

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sinking_fish 12

78- I've been using tampons for years and your explanation just turned my stomach-.-

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GDIZZLE93 11

*Eric Cartman's voice* "You shouldn't have done that, he's just a boy. Poor lil feller."

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Checker 20

I feel it makes more sense in Butters' voice. But that's just me...

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pinkzilla0 8

Yes, definitely Butters.

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zombicidal 11

its a direct quote from cartman in the towlie episode where he bribes stans mom into buying an okama game sphere because he found a bloody tampon in the bathroom trash and thought it was an aborted fetus

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LaColombianita 26

That's freakin nasty. Who does that..

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PhoenixMuffin 12

Yum: Y-ou're U-tterly M-istaking My comment was obviously a joke. Why would anyone like a bloody tampon? The fact that you thought I would kind of disturbs me.

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StoryOfTheYear 14

Crazy people these days... Him and comment 4 are obviously short a stick.

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amberstarr89 5

It a freAkin nasty bitch

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