Today, I was driving home from work when I saw the woman in the car in front of me throw something out the window. Only when it landed on my windshield...

By anonymous - 27/12/2011 22:32 - United States

Today, I was driving home from work when I saw the woman in the car in front of me throw something out the window. Only when it landed on my windshield did I realize what it was. A bloody tampon. FML

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By urmomsabortion | 2

#3797510 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 8:47

Ewwww

By IAMYOURPINEAPPLE | 9

#3797603 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 8:56

You could use that as an excuse, say it covered your vision and you "accidentally" ran her car off the road and made her a paraplegic.

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By urmomsabortion | 2

#3797510 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 8:47

Ewwww

evilscorpi | 29

#3797768 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 9:22

omg woow women just get nastier day by day

waswashere | 0

#3797788 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 9:25

A used condom is 60 points

G0v3nat0r | 7

#3797943 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 10:13

I see what you did there

ellybelly_502 | 4

#3797994 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 10:32

Haha 40 :) thats like Stewie from family guy! HA!

quinnbar | 6

#3798098 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 11:22

so the woman was changing her tampon in the car....she either has skill or is a wackjob.

milkndstufff | 7

#3798102 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 11:25

*definitely wackjob

randomchick15 | 0

#3799897 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 20:24

That is just wrong and nasty

FarSide | 22

#3801308 - Thursday 29 December 2011 4:49

90 points if she puts inserts her diaphragm while driving.

dancersinger124 | 7

#3801648 - Thursday 29 December 2011 6:49

I think a bloody tampon is worse then a used condom. :/

jessesgirl14 | 16

#3801818 - Thursday 29 December 2011 7:54

That driver is probably related to the chic who changed her tampon in the movie theater, smh

jaredjudd21 | 2

#3806738 - Friday 30 December 2011 7:46

I like how simple it is to get a hundred likes by saying one word :p

Chingy892987 | 14

#4628723 - Friday 29 June 2012 4:18

Wasn't it a pad o.o? Bah, who cares, still disgusting -_-

swick25 | 22

#5859382 - Sunday 16 February 2014 1:22

Can you read???? It clearly says, "TAMPON"!!!!!!!

By alex6946 | 10

#3797524 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 8:48

That is disgusting D:

fancyclown | 9

#3797906 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 9:55

Who'd buy that? Bear Grylls?

AngrehPirate | 0

#3798033 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 10:49

Forever alone would buy that.

taytay6510 | 6

#3798056 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 11:03

Thanks, tips.

nahgemoohc | 17

#3803340 - Thursday 29 December 2011 15:52

OH GODLY HEAVENS!!!!NO!

By bee716 | 0

#3797528 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 8:48

That's disgusting...

a_tadych593 | 0

#3800551 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 23:58

FML for reading this. Dx

lavaheead9 | 2

#4211036 - Sunday 25 March 2012 4:32

that is so nasty why would a qoman do thar it us a discrace to woman everywere

By StoryOfTheYear | 13

#3797529 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 8:48

Save the earth!
Flip it over and reuse!

ImSoSloth | 0

#3797568 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 8:51

You are fucked in the head, man.

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#3797867 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 9:42

9- Sorry, Al Gore hacked my FML account, don't look at me.

mom2pen | 4

#3798489 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 13:46

You can't "flip over" a tampon, it is a cotton like plug inserted into a vjayjay to absorb the blood. The entire thing would be soaked in blood. You are thinking of a sanitary napkin which has a protective barrier on the "flip side" to prevent leaking through onto the panties that they are attached to.

monkeysareyummy | 0

#3798511 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 14:02

He wasn't being serious...

mom2pen | 4

#3798776 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 15:50

I realize that, "flipping it over" was an ignorant statement that made no sense.

jaybabii5 | 0

#3799046 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 16:39

Lmao. Thats funny.

cade51 | 0

#3799174 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 17:02

shut up

sinking_fish | 12

#3799960 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 21:01

78- I've been using tampons for years and your explanation just turned my stomach-.-

jbonaldo | 0

#3800845 - Thursday 29 December 2011 1:29

Grow up. Wasn't that gross

gogobear33 | 0

#3809485 - Saturday 31 December 2011 5:08

No 1 cares

By skyttlz | 32

#3797544 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 8:49

I would probably scream a little D=

green_tetris | 2

#3800473 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 23:44

I would probably scream a lot.

By GDIZZLE93 | 11

#3797556 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 8:50

*Eric Cartman's voice* "You shouldn't have done that, he's just a boy. Poor lil feller."

Checker | 20

#3797852 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 9:38

I feel it makes more sense in Butters' voice. But that's just me...

pinkzilla0 | 8

#3797910 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 9:55

Yes, definitely Butters.

zombicidal | 11

#3798957 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 16:26

its a direct quote from cartman in the towlie episode where he bribes stans mom into buying an okama game sphere because he found a bloody tampon in the bathroom trash and thought it was an aborted fetus

By yummylicious | 5

#3797560 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 8:50

Bitches be crazy these days.

By karlavaleria | 0

#3797564 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 8:50

all bad..

By LaColombianita | 26

#3797574 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 8:52

That's freakin nasty. Who does that..

cocodecoeur | 12

#3798263 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 12:16

Apparently, the lady in front of him.

By PhoenixMuffin | 12

#3797598 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 8:56

Yum.

PhoenixMuffin | 12

#3797941 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 10:11

Yum:
Y-ou're
U-tterly
M-istaking
My comment was obviously a joke. Why would anyone like a bloody tampon? The fact that you thought I would kind of disturbs me.

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#3798017 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 10:40

Crazy people these days...
Him and comment 4 are obviously short a stick.

cocodecoeur | 12

#3798313 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 12:27

Alrighty then...

amberstarr89 | 5

#3798581 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 14:29

It a freAkin nasty bitch