Today, I was driving home from work when I saw the woman in the car in front of me throw something out the window. Only when it landed on my windshield did I realize what it was. A bloody tampon. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving down the road at about 10pm, when the passenger in the car in front of me threw something out the window. The object flew towards and landed directly on my windshield. It was a condom. A used condom. It wasn't tied. Semen spreads out quite a bit when you're driving fast. FML
Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified, me or him. FML
Today, while trucking, I got stuck in traffic on a congested highway. After 15 minutes of mind-numbing boredom, I glanced down at the car beside me, only to witness the driver changing her tampon and flicking the old one onto the highway. I can't unsee this. FML
Today, not only do I work as a garbage man, but I had to pick up a used, bloody tampon that someone decided to throw on the ground rather than in a garbage can. FML
Today, I walked into a public restroom and, to my utter surprise, saw a lady squeezing blood out of used tampons. We made eye contact, she continued, and I ran out in horror. FML
Today, someone at work put their used, bloodied tampon applicator back in its wrapper, and into the free tampon bin for some sucker to grab. That sucker was me. FML
Today, I was in the car with my parents' friends. I was in the back with my window down when I felt something strange hit my ear. I then realized that the person sitting in front of me was picking their scab and throwing it out the window. FML
Today, while changing my tampon in the stall of my high school's bathroom, I lost control of the plastic applicator. The blood-covered apparatus shot out like a rocket underneath the stall door. For a moment I thought no one noticed, then the screaming began. FML
Today, I was faced with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to put in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML
Today, I was driving along when the car in front of me ran over an animal. I only realised this when a chunk of flesh and blood landed on my windscreen. I put my wipers on to get rid of it but instead it got stuck underneath the wipers and smeared all over the screen. FML
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urmomsabortion 2
Ewwww
IAMYOURPINEAPPLE 9
You could use that as an excuse, say it covered your vision and you "accidentally" ran her car off the road and made her a paraplegic.
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Comments (203)
poddytat 1
I would have followed that nasty wench to her destination, kicked her in her crotch and the rubbed her face on that disgusting thing she bombed you with
tolord567 0
That's cool.
danivolley64 10
She must be really talented if she changed it while driving!
lizardninja 0
Some people are just twisted
TomPusslicker 21
'Woah, woah, woah, she's a lady...'
legitimmeee 0
Duhhhhhh ! A man would not throw a dirty tampon out the window ....... Unless there was such thing as a mans time of the month and he used a tampon for that reason !
TomPusslicker 21
Tom Jones, anyone?
pelletman67 16
That was awesome! Not for you though. For her and all of us reading it.
luckysevens77 3
She probably changed her tampon while driving...giving truckers a good view. I hope you weren't driving a convertible!
Jasonf6 0
Drive the bitch down.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Get her plate number, then call the cops on her for littering. Andn show them what exactly she littered. If you're a man, they'll have a better time believing you because obviously it wasn't yours.
misfitmonroe 4
Disgusting! She must be one classy dame...