Today, I was driving home from work when I saw the woman in the car in front of me throw something out the window. Only when it landed on my windshield did I realize what it was. A bloody tampon. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was driving down the road at about 10pm, when the passenger in the car in front of me threw something out the window. The object flew towards and landed directly on my windshield. It was a condom. A used condom. It wasn't tied. Semen spreads out quite a bit when you're driving fast. FML
Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified, me or him. FML
Today, while trucking, I got stuck in traffic on a congested highway. After 15 minutes of mind-numbing boredom, I glanced down at the car beside me, only to witness the driver changing her tampon and flicking the old one onto the highway. I can't unsee this. FML
Today, not only do I work as a garbage man, but I had to pick up a used, bloody tampon that someone decided to throw on the ground rather than in a garbage can. FML
Today, I walked into a public restroom and, to my utter surprise, saw a lady squeezing blood out of used tampons. We made eye contact, she continued, and I ran out in horror. FML
Today, someone at work put their used, bloodied tampon applicator back in its wrapper, and into the free tampon bin for some sucker to grab. That sucker was me. FML
Today, I was in the car with my parents' friends. I was in the back with my window down when I felt something strange hit my ear. I then realized that the person sitting in front of me was picking their scab and throwing it out the window. FML
Today, while changing my tampon in the stall of my high school's bathroom, I lost control of the plastic applicator. The blood-covered apparatus shot out like a rocket underneath the stall door. For a moment I thought no one noticed, then the screaming began. FML
Today, I was faced with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to put in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML
Today, I was driving along when the car in front of me ran over an animal. I only realised this when a chunk of flesh and blood landed on my windscreen. I put my wipers on to get rid of it but instead it got stuck underneath the wipers and smeared all over the screen. FML
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urmomsabortion 2
Ewwww
IAMYOURPINEAPPLE 9
You could use that as an excuse, say it covered your vision and you "accidentally" ran her car off the road and made her a paraplegic.
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Comments (203)
Pentium_4 27
poor bastard. what a bitch
alexh15 13
Bloody hell!
Airman1988 9
Thats some ****** up shit
blackstar994 5
Turn the windshield wipers on to get it off!!
laden_swallow09 35
Be sure to have your windows up… don't want it blowing inside. (shudders)
sinking_fish 12
Lol. Also, make sure to turn the wipers on "high" so that the blood doesn't just smear all up on that shit. *shudders*
MurphyS94 4
86&127- I really, REALLY didn't need any further description or any more disgusting visuals. *shudder*
DobGriffen 8
Did you wait for a red light so you could take a dump on their windshield ?
ceepevoy 0
That's just nasty period.
blackstar994 5
No... That's just... No...
shibeep 12
Guess the weather man was right about rain
ilovesarcasm 18
The level of vulgarity of this FML is on a scale too machiavellian for me to comprehend. We do not need such ***** amongst us. Someone needs to permanently isolate that trollop from society. FYL OP, ugh.
StreetReaper 9
Stop! If you are going to use a five dollar word like Machiavellian, either A) know what it means, or B) look it up first. There is nothing remotely Machiavellian about these postings.
FMLsOhilarious 6
That's ******* disgusting. Do people not have the decency to throw that shit away at its proper disposal? FYL OP!
acholie_fml 0
That is so filthy :/