Today, I was driving home from work when I saw the woman in the car in front of me throw something out the window. Only when it landed on my windshield did I realize what it was. A bloody tampon. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving down the road at about 10pm, when the passenger in the car in front of me threw something out the window. The object flew towards and landed directly on my windshield. It was a condom. A used condom. It wasn't tied. Semen spreads out quite a bit when you're driving fast. FML
Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified, me or him. FML
Today, while trucking, I got stuck in traffic on a congested highway. After 15 minutes of mind-numbing boredom, I glanced down at the car beside me, only to witness the driver changing her tampon and flicking the old one onto the highway. I can't unsee this. FML
Today, not only do I work as a garbage man, but I had to pick up a used, bloody tampon that someone decided to throw on the ground rather than in a garbage can. FML
Today, I walked into a public restroom and, to my utter surprise, saw a lady squeezing blood out of used tampons. We made eye contact, she continued, and I ran out in horror. FML
Today, someone at work put their used, bloodied tampon applicator back in its wrapper, and into the free tampon bin for some sucker to grab. That sucker was me. FML
Today, I was in the car with my parents' friends. I was in the back with my window down when I felt something strange hit my ear. I then realized that the person sitting in front of me was picking their scab and throwing it out the window. FML
Today, while changing my tampon in the stall of my high school's bathroom, I lost control of the plastic applicator. The blood-covered apparatus shot out like a rocket underneath the stall door. For a moment I thought no one noticed, then the screaming began. FML
Today, I was faced with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to put in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML
Today, I was driving along when the car in front of me ran over an animal. I only realised this when a chunk of flesh and blood landed on my windscreen. I put my wipers on to get rid of it but instead it got stuck underneath the wipers and smeared all over the screen. FML
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urmomsabortion 2
Ewwww
IAMYOURPINEAPPLE 9
You could use that as an excuse, say it covered your vision and you "accidentally" ran her car off the road and made her a paraplegic.
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Comments (203)
jsm007 5
Wow..... FYL
IAMYOURPINEAPPLE 9
You could use that as an excuse, say it covered your vision and you "accidentally" ran her car off the road and made her a paraplegic.
Torva_fml 16
Over a tampon?
Coopdog0917 17
A bloody tampon.
BigSlingin 0
Well never heard that one before.
wheel4deal 5
Hope I never hear it again
jaredjudd21 2
That is just bloody discusting. (British accent)
jaredjudd21 2
Yes it usually does because mostly all fml's are discusting
JazzyFinnie 5
I read that in a British accent before you told me to.
emmaa3451 11
Lol... Bloody disgusting... K nvm
emmaa3451 11
Lol.... Bloody disgusting... K nvmm
DontClickOnMe 28
Why would she have a bloody tampon with her anyway... that's just nasty.
Xathanos 16
Well, she used the tampon to soak up the blood from being shot in the leg, then decided to throw it away.
mollykatelynch 11
Maybe she used it for a nose bleed..? :D Hahah.
zombicidal 11
well women are strange creatures that bleed from places for reasons we men don't understand
tolord567 0
Because she's a girl idiot
DontClickOnMe 28
What I'm saying is why would she have a bloody tampon with her in the car. Why didn't she throw it away when she changed it, idiot. She probably changed it in the car, but that's still gross.
green_tetris 2
Probably because she was menstruating...
downtime 13
110, You call someone an idiot for pointing out something that you yourself worked out, eliminating the need to ask your stupid question...? Why don't you just give up on human contact entirely..
neonparanoia 5
Some people seriously decide to change their tampons in public... it's the most discusting thing -_-
gogobear33 0
110- No shit thats what she did.
ImSoSloth 0
Nobody ever needs to see, or scrape off their windshield, another womans used tampon.
awesomeshay20 6
I just threw up in my mouth a little
tw1st3r 2
Same girl that changed her tampon while watching movie with her boyfriend ?
murdersquirrel 15
It was a pad, but close enough...
PinkRainbow 3
LOL ! I totally remember that FML. Haha glad to see I'm not the only one to remember!
tw1st3r 2
Lol, she switched to tampon this time? :/
Rainchikmoo 6
I'm sorry, who does that? And what, was she changing in the car?
Oh_Hayy_Its_Lex 10
apparently her tampon
ant2590 6
Yea FYI for having to clean that up. That's Just nasty