Transportation, Cars, Accident and Animals: Today, I was driving down a dark country road with the windows...

By Anonymous - 08/08/2012 05:59 - United States

Today, I was driving down a dark country road with the windows down. Suddenly, a giant barn owl flew through my side-window and smacked into my head, causing me to drive into a ditch. FML

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By Wellthisishawkward - 14/08/2015 22:40 - United States

Today, as I was driving, a bird swooped down, right in front of my car. I didn't have enough time to react, and so I had to listen to my wife cry the rest of the way home. She kept talking about how it bounced off the windshield and how it probably had a family. FML

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By andrea99 - 03/10/2010 09:35 - United States

Today, I spent an hour and a half washing my car. As I was driving down the highway, a large bird flew over my car and accidentally dropped the dead animal he was about to have for dinner. It landed on my windshield. FML

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By questionmark707 - 12/04/2012 23:53 - United States - Fullerton

Today, while driving my car near a farm, I hit a man on the side of the road. I started freaking out and got out of the car to help him. It was then that I found out that I'd hit a scarecrow. FML

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By nothingisreal69 - 01/03/2011 22:21 - Reserved

Today, as I was driving home from work, a bird decided to commit suicide by flying in front of my car. The shock caused me to slam on the brakes, totaling three other cars in the process. FML

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By JesusLaidAnEgg - 10/09/2019 14:02

Today, I was driving around my campsite at dark in the middle of a forest. My father thought it would be funny to run up to my window, put his face against the glass and scream. I drove into a tree. FML

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Flying around

By jdancerchick - 16/11/2011 13:47 - United States

Today, while driving and singing, I noticed a large fly inside my car. I stopped singing so it wouldn't fly into my mouth. That didn't stop it from flying up my nose, causing me to swerve and drive into a ditch. FML

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Irony at a base level

By danyelicindereli - 29/05/2009 03:41 - United States

Today, I was standing around looking out the window at work when it became really dark and windy and started to pour. I watched a shopping cart fly across the parking lot thinking how funny it'd be if it hit someone's car. It hit mine. I need a new headlight. FML

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By newly passed, newly grassed - 06/12/2014 17:04 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, while driving home, I swerved to avoid turning a duck and her babies into roadkill. Another car was coming around a sharp bend at the time and swerved to avoid hitting me. In the end, we both ran our cars off the road, and he took out several ducks in the process. FML

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Clever

By FMLTIMESTWO - 10/06/2009 04:36 - United States

Today, I found a dead bird on my windshield. Thinking I was clever, I turned on my windshield wipers to get the bird off. Unfortunately, the dead bird fell through my open window and onto my lap. FML

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By Anna - 15/06/2012 09:43 - United States - Buellton

Today, I was driving my parrot home from the vet. As I was driving home, I decided to let her sit on my shoulder. Something scared her, and she started flapping in my face, causing me to crash my car into a tree. FML

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ObsceneOblivion 4

Wednesday 8 August 2012 12:01

Owls have better eyesight than humans when it's dark. Maybe it was saving you from something out there :)

jellycorn 13

Wednesday 8 August 2012 12:01

Hedwig?

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bridgetv25 8

Wednesday 8 August 2012 18:38

I'm sorry I just LMFAO... I hit an owl once sad night

dog1999 2

Wednesday 8 August 2012 19:19

Son of a ditch. Dooohhhhh. See what I did there!

KiddNYC1O 20

Wednesday 8 August 2012 19:54

Were you singing?

kissme2night 5

Wednesday 8 August 2012 20:12

I would've been so terrified! but owls are awesome!

coughyochick 7

Wednesday 8 August 2012 20:38

Slenderman

coughyochick 7

Wednesday 8 August 2012 20:40

Do you not see his name?

matthewiverson 7

Wednesday 8 August 2012 20:40

Haha I'm not even going to vote. That is just hilarious!!

Etweens96 25

Wednesday 8 August 2012 21:27

Is the owl ok? Owls are endangered, people aren't.

Keiren 14

Wednesday 8 August 2012 21:37

I see you've met my owl Amber. *facepalm*

warmmilk 1

Wednesday 8 August 2012 21:52

Don't get your hopes up, I'm sure your parents didn't believe you either...

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