Today, my now ex-boyfriend told me that I was the one. Not at this moment though, he wants to see how far he can go with his best female friend. But once he's done with her, we can be together. FML
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Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend asked how long he'd have to wait until he could ask out my best friend. We broke up yesterday. FML
Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex-boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML
Today, my ex started dating the girl he kept telling me not to worry about. We broke up three hours ago. FML
Today, one of my female friends decided she wants a relationship with my ex. I told her I was fine with it because we've been apart for years and have been friends ever since. She then made him chose between being friends with me and having her as a girlfriend. I just lost two of my few friends. FML
Today, my ex, who I'm still love with, told me he's engaged. We weren't together for long because he didn't want a committed relationship. Guess it was just me. FML
Today, my boyfriend referred me to me as "just a friend" to his ex. They swapped phone numbers. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to date other people, but still wants to be with me. He said, “Yes I want to be with you, but maybe we can both find better.” I found out he’s been texting another woman. FML
Today, I was talking to my best friend about how much of an asshole my ex-boyfriend is. After about 2 hours of non-stop bitching, it turns out she's actually dating him. FML
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abbyade 21
Dear OP, do not be the second best. You deserve better. He's a definition of an Asswipe.
peteto818 28
You dodged a bullet, don't bother getting back together with him.
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abbyade 21
Dear OP, do not be the second best. You deserve better. He's a definition of an Asswipe.
XandWacky 23
What brand is he? I need new asswipes.
photographer49 22
#22 You don't want his brand, he comes already used.
iamahappypenguin 14
Also, I'm not really sure if he'll be good at his job.
JohnTheDonJuan 11
Well he did say she was the one... That kinda negates the 2nd best. He said he wanted to see how far he could go, so it looks like the other girl is a project he's doing to challenge himself ?
justaweirdgirl 14
No. if you think you've found the one, you stay loyal, you don't breakup just because you also want to date another person
kittycat2007 18
YDI or FYL totally depends on your answer to that. which obviously should have been, "F*ck you. I deserve better than your sorry a$$."
captain_mal 19
Hence the "my now ex-boyfriend" part...
kittycat2007 18
Sorry. I was in a hurry and missed the "ex". I'm just glad she stood up for herself . No one deserves to be treated that way.
Badluckolsen 10
Don't date him. simple as that
noisyboy4000 23
She said he's currently her ex. So she's not with him anymore
Love_L0ST 13
But you are retarded because she's saying that because he dumped her not the other way around
photographer49 22
#47 Maybe before you start insulting people you should read the FML again, no where in the FML does it say who broke up with who so you're the retard for calling others stupid for something you aren't even sure is a fact.
soullyfe 33
@34: I think they know that. They're saying not to date him after knowing that he's trying to get with someone else before getting with her again. Probably would have been better to say, "Don't date him again."
JohnTheDonJuan 11
#53, it's pretty obvious he dumped her. 'She's the one, but not at the moment.' And the fact he was pursuing another girl strongly suggests he broke it off. Sure there's no empirical proof that this is the case but context clues tell most of the story...
peteto818 28
You dodged a bullet, don't bother getting back together with him.
prdctnln 10
Glad to hear he's your ex now. You deserve better.
Ms_ValS 27
Give that best friend a heads up too OP.
JohnTheDonJuan 11
Op should not get involved in the other situation at all. From the other girls perspective, op comes off as a bitter ex who's trying to meddle. The other girl will find out the hard way, or those two will end up being happy. Neither options are any of the Op's business. And what proof is there that Op deserves better? everyone always says that in a break-up fml. Some people are giant twats that deserve exactly what they get sometimes.
photographer49 22
#73 You sound like a twat. It's true that we don't know exactly what kind of person OP is but that doesn't mean people should be treated like they don't matter. OP came on here because she was hurt. If you had feelings for someone and they slammed them in your face like that, you'd be hurt too. It's called empathy maybe try it.
jake131000 21
Sleep with his best friend
kenyrabit 25
Right! Hopefully she's totally a Lesbo. Could explain why It's such a struggle for Ex to get somewhere with her.
photographer49 22
#39 pretty sure he means her boyfriend's GUY best friend. But still a little to drastic, I'd just break up with him and find someone better.
crudeandrudeguy 29
Eye for an eye... Do the same and see how he likes it
nicmack95 16
Two wrongs don't make a right. If she did that, she would only be lowering herself to his standards, her best bet is to cut him from her life and try to move on.
megzaros 13
Wow. Glad you're staying away from him, OP. He's an asshole and he's missing out.
achoo123 13
Well he sounds pretty awful, you should probably keep him as an ex.
Deweyboy 10
That makes no sense. Dump his loser ass.
DaDezza244 31
"My now ex-boyfriend" is a strong indicator that she dumped that idiot