Today, I was doing karaoke with my girlfriend's family, when the 5 year old came over and shut off my microphone. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a karaoke bar that my girlfriend works at. I'm a halfway decent singer, so I picked out a song we both liked and decided to give it a go. Halfway through the song I sneezed, tripped, fell off the stage and knocked myself out in front of my girlfriend and fifty bar patrons. FML
Today, I was at a karaoke bar. After a few drinks, I gave it a go. Halfway through “Total Eclipse of the Heart” I got so into it, I knocked over the mic stand. The mic flew off, hit the DJ, who then hit the emergency stop button, cutting off the music. I froze as the bar erupted into laughter. I did get a free Coke for my “performance,” which was something. FML
Today, I was singing and playing keyboards with my band on stage at a club. A drunken chick from the crowd tried to climb up onto the stage in her heels, fell, and grabbed the back of my mic stand to catch herself. And busted me in the mouth with my own microphone. Then she requested a song. FML
Today, I had to pretend my phone was broken because my mom kept calling to ask if she could join my friends and me for karaoke night. FML
Today, I finally felt brave enough to sing karaoke in public. I was halfway through the song when the restaurant’s power went out, leaving me singing my heart out in the dark. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to sing at an open mic night. I lost my cool halfway through because all I could hear was laughter. FML
Today, there was a karaoke at my job's Thanksgiving party. A girl sang and sounded horrible. I later told a colleague about it and said, "She sucked so bad… if I wanted to hear an animal dying, I'd go to a slaughterhouse." She was within earshot and burst into tears. Oh, and she's my boss's daughter. FML
Today, I discovered my neighbors have bought a karaoke machine. FML
Today, I went to a karaoke bar for the first time. I'd never sung in front of others, but I gave it a try. I was accused of being way too drunk and was asked to leave. I didn't get kicked out in the end, but I was told that my singing voice sounds like a dying goat. FML
Today, I gathered the courage to sing karaoke after saying no for years. The lyrics screen froze halfway through the song, and everyone expected me to keep going from memory since I picked it. It turns out I only knew the chorus. I hummed for an entire verse as bemused strangers politely clapped along. FML
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Top comments
MagicMushrooms 0
I think the kid was trying to tell you something.
Doortje 30
Maybe you shouldn't have picked a Spice Girls song.
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Comments (66)
tuninggamer 0
Get some AutoTune! :D
allanaskye 0
win
saleha97 4
hahaha! at least he did you a favour (:
MrRawwr84 0
take a hint BITCH !!
georggx 3
wink wink hint hint..
supertacowaffle 41
big hint there, aka stfu
valri3 0
Maybe he is just a kid and kids don't know any better than aw who I'm I kidding....STFU
perdix 31
Well, Justin Bieber, do you finally realize that you jumped the shark long ago and that your 15 minutes are over? Even your fan base is turning on you. Get a haircut because I don't want to find a long hair in the burger you'll be flippiñg for me, eh?
neondeath 0
what so bad about JB?he's cute and a good sing......well he's cute
perdix 31
I saw him perform in person. (I had to take my pre-teen daughter.) He's a mediocre singer at best and he has no stage presence. He's got journeyman talent and would be fine in one of those amusement park shows, but nothing bigger than that.
talktomandybaby 8
25 justin bieber is amazing so stfu(:
OhShuttup 0
I am not a fan of Justin Bieber, but the kid has a beautiful voice.
nahbayccb 0
was it e kid's turn to sing?? maybe u jumped his queue...
Crimsonhead 0
Are/were you one of those obnoxious kids, with parent that encourage you, when they clearly shouldn't? Good on the 5 year old. Kids don't lie about stuff, like that.
analisa13 0
We all know what that means; you suck!