Today, I realized that at age 54, I'm no longer young enough to go commando anymore. Every time I sneezed today, I peed myself. FML
Add a comment - Reply to : #
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account
Sign in
Top comments
By
jgriff79
| 23
I would probably go see a doctor.
By
LiterOfCola
| 16
Even if you don't go commando you're still pissing in your underwear...
COMMENTS
By
jgriff79
| 23
I would probably go see a doctor.
Reply
TheMathMajor
| 26
My mom is in her late 40s and she had this problem not too long ago. Definitely see a doctor, they can let you know what your options are. Changing hormones at that age for women plus worn down body parts can take a tole.
Reply
CCDNRGD81411
| 3
Sounds like a medical issue. Nothing to be ashamed of
Reply
gc327072
| 29
That reminds me of a funny wifi network name I saw once. It was "it hurts when IP"
Reply
chell1894
| 13
That doesn't sound like you need underwear now. It sounds like you need an adult diaper now.
Reply
drewcat21
| 0
At least you're not sharting yourself.
Reply
andrew6p
| 19
Op u have a loose bladder, go see a doctor and there is a small surgery you can do, and it'll turn u back to normal
Reply
emilyjgraham
| 34
urine a bit of a pickle aren't you?
Reply
soad4life
| 2
Urine a bit of a tinkle now aren't you
Reply
drewcat21
| 0
I see what you did there ;)
Reply
yoyoforpeace
| 14
Idk about the doctor thing, happens with old age but in my opinion commando is for guys. Not wearing underwear seems so unsanitary.
Reply
Radgears47
| 23
Chlaymidia?
By
RaveBlade
| 4
Look at the bright side.... No, FYL actually :p
Reply
Prodigy7
| 4
Nothing to do with the FML, but 1 drink raised to the power or 5 is still one drink...
:D
:D
By
banstrom17
| 4
Time for some adult diapers!
Reply
onlychildFTW
| 33
He right OP. if you're peeing yourself underwear wont help you. Diapers will be needed. But go see a doctor to make sure you're okay.
Reply
KiddNYC1O
| 20
Early start!
By
ilovefall10
| 21
Don't feel too bad.
I'm still young and I do that sometimes myself. :(
I'm still young and I do that sometimes myself. :(
Reply
flutter4
| 7
I did that too when I was pregnant
By
pink_raindrops
| 26
I've heard that peeing a bit when you sneeze is actually common for a woman. If you're worried you should get it checked, but unless you're completely peeing your pants you should be fine.
Reply
LO388
| 7
If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis!
Reply
PRPT9212
| 1
It's definitely not uncommon to be a little incontinent but if left untreated it can progress to completely wetting her pants. She should go see a doctor or physical therapist and learn to do Kegel exercises.
By
LiterOfCola
| 16
Even if you don't go commando you're still pissing in your underwear...
By
ICastillo
| 24
I don't think that has anything to do with going commando? I think that's a bladder problem.
By
RosenT1990
| 9
Pretty sure you should see your doctor about that. And perhaps invest in some adult diapers.
By
AussieChild
| 22
It's taken you this long to realise that your too old to go commando??
Reply
windfuelsfire
| 10
Your sex life will be boring if you think being over 50 makes you "too old" for fun things such as going commando
Reply
AussieChild
| 22
You can still have a sex life without going commando at that age
Reply
windfuelsfire
| 10
Agreed! I specified booooring sex life. Not non-existant ;)
By
emeraldisle
| 30
My poor mum has the same problem. You should see the doctor.
Reply
JoeRogansBEARD
| 15
Your mom gos commando and pees herself? Did she tell you this or did you figure it out on your own?
Reply
ICastillo
| 24
#10 maybe OP is your mom...
Reply
emeraldisle
| 30
I probably should've clarified that. I meant to say my mum has a weak bladder so she pees sometimes when she sneezes. I can only pray that doesn't happen to me when I get to be that age.