Today, I was depressed because my boobs are really small for a 20 year old woman. To make me feel better my boyfriend said, "As long as they're bigger than mine." They weren't. FML
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Today, I told my boyfriend about how I'm self-conscious about my B-cup breasts. About 20 minutes later, he pointed to another girl with a small chest and said, "See, you're not the only one with small tits!" FML
Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML
Today, I tried talking to my boyfriend about our sex life. I was trying to express that I feel like we don't do it enough, but he wasn't very responsive. I ended up saying, "I wish you had a bigger sex drive" to which he answered, "I wish you had bigger boobs." FML
Today, one of my boyfriend's friends commented on how small my boobs are. My boyfriend defended me, saying it was only because I was wearing a sports bra. I wasn't. It was the push-up bra he bought me. FML
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend when I said, "I wish all the weight I gained just went to my boobs." His reply was, "They'd be HUGE." FML
Today, I finally got a "sexy" pic from my boyfriend. It was his man boobs. They're bigger than mine. FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend admitted to having an affair. To comfort me, he said, "But you have bigger boobs, so you have nothing to worry about." FML
Today, I was feeling really down and insecure after a friend joked about how small my boobs are. When my grandma got me to tell her what happened, she reassured me that all the girls in our family were late bloomers. I said "Really?" and she replied, "Oh no dear. Quite the opposite." FML
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GuitarNukka520 5
awww he should get a breast reduction.
memo619 0
at least they won't sag when you grow old
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Eposis 0
I prefer smaller ones. ^^
besosforme 26
Coming from someone who 'matured early' and has the cup size to show for it, while there are definitely times I love my size, there are also times when I wish I could drop down one or two. (most cute shirts- especially juniors, and those made for my age group- are made for B-cups, maybe a small C if you get into the L or XL.) It's hard if you have a D or more. I've found, also, that the cutest bras in department stores almost always stop at C. It's really frustrating. One last point that someone already touched on, small boobs make many dresses and shirts look very classy and elegant, whereas bigger boobs can make it look like the wearer is asking for it. Just something to think about. =] We all come in different shapes and sizes, let's try to appreciate that, mmm?
panzer1102 0
I agree with u totally!! we all wish something we can't have
Boomshadow 3
Really, the world would be much better off if women could just resize their breasts at will. At times when you need them out of the way, or when you need us men to be smart, just shrink them down; then when you need our undivided attention, just pump 'em up again.
RedPillSucks 33
Or detachable so you can just hand them to the guy and say "Here.... Knock your self out".
Schiffy 18
This seems more like an FML for your fatass bf
kialuvsyoo 3
It's not your problem, it's his. he's the one who's overweight enough to have moobs!
Dragons_corner 6
well check kitty Jung or katzu I forget the last name but still check her and you should feel better that your boobs are bigger. if they are the same size then well your not the only one.
macskapingvin 0
If you both get a sex change, problem solved.
petrolhead 12
sexchange :D hahaaaa btw i prefer women like you :D so dont worry.
DtownBrown 0
u must be the commisioner of the itty bitty titty committee
panzer1102 0
awww I'm sry Hun! it's ok. I have same problem.... but prob have other assets like an a$$ or flat tummy(toned) then ur sexy
DtownBrown 0
or a snaggletooth, thats super sexy
monnanon 14
Depends what you consider small for a 20yr old. Nothing wrong with small boobs because it is easier to find clothes that fit and theres a bigger range. Don't let it get you down, theres too much pressure to be a strawberry shape (big up top skinny down below) and its pretty much unachievable. Be happy with what you have.