Today, I was depressed because my boobs are really small for a 20 year old woman. To make me feel better my boyfriend said, "As long as they're bigger than mine." They weren't. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I told my boyfriend about how I'm self-conscious about my B-cup breasts. About 20 minutes later, he pointed to another girl with a small chest and said, "See, you're not the only one with small tits!" FML
Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML
Today, I tried talking to my boyfriend about our sex life. I was trying to express that I feel like we don't do it enough, but he wasn't very responsive. I ended up saying, "I wish you had a bigger sex drive" to which he answered, "I wish you had bigger boobs." FML
Today, one of my boyfriend's friends commented on how small my boobs are. My boyfriend defended me, saying it was only because I was wearing a sports bra. I wasn't. It was the push-up bra he bought me. FML
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend when I said, "I wish all the weight I gained just went to my boobs." His reply was, "They'd be HUGE." FML
Today, I finally got a "sexy" pic from my boyfriend. It was his man boobs. They're bigger than mine. FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend admitted to having an affair. To comfort me, he said, "But you have bigger boobs, so you have nothing to worry about." FML
Today, I was feeling really down and insecure after a friend joked about how small my boobs are. When my grandma got me to tell her what happened, she reassured me that all the girls in our family were late bloomers. I said "Really?" and she replied, "Oh no dear. Quite the opposite." FML
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Top comments
GuitarNukka520 5
awww he should get a breast reduction.
memo619 0
at least they won't sag when you grow old
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Comments (203)
NomadsReqium 0
I like flat chesters
Hunts160 5
turns out scientific studies have proven that drinking soymilk enhances the breast size.
the4starr 3
hey, why does it matter if you already have a considerate boyfriend? that's the only person who you think big boobs should have to impress. who cares what anyone else thinks?
OhSnap_NoWay 0
Wow, unless your boyfriend is the pillsburry dough boy, sucks to be you
addictedtoitnow 0
Victoria's Secret has the bombshell bras make you look 2 cup sizes bigger when you want to ...
5t3ff1k4h 47
...though not everyone can afford a VS bra...
voiceofreason83 1
i think skinny girls are beautiful. don't sweat it.
softball1432 0
--163.. i know girls who are bigger than me and wear an A size bra..
Calyx_fml 22
Small breasts are hot! Go braless in a sheer blouse and see how much more attention you get than the big boob girls! Its all in the presentation.
baddawg365 0
TRUE, if guys are bigger f both lives
animelovedoll 8
Awww!!! You poor thing! :(
nachukas 0
i feel ya, girl. :(