Today, I was depressed because my boobs are really small for a 20 year old woman. To make me feel better my boyfriend said, "As long as they're bigger than mine." They weren't. FML
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Today, I told my boyfriend about how I'm self-conscious about my B-cup breasts. About 20 minutes later, he pointed to another girl with a small chest and said, "See, you're not the only one with small tits!" FML
Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML
Today, I tried talking to my boyfriend about our sex life. I was trying to express that I feel like we don't do it enough, but he wasn't very responsive. I ended up saying, "I wish you had a bigger sex drive" to which he answered, "I wish you had bigger boobs." FML
Today, one of my boyfriend's friends commented on how small my boobs are. My boyfriend defended me, saying it was only because I was wearing a sports bra. I wasn't. It was the push-up bra he bought me. FML
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend when I said, "I wish all the weight I gained just went to my boobs." His reply was, "They'd be HUGE." FML
Today, I finally got a "sexy" pic from my boyfriend. It was his man boobs. They're bigger than mine. FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend admitted to having an affair. To comfort me, he said, "But you have bigger boobs, so you have nothing to worry about." FML
Today, I was feeling really down and insecure after a friend joked about how small my boobs are. When my grandma got me to tell her what happened, she reassured me that all the girls in our family were late bloomers. I said "Really?" and she replied, "Oh no dear. Quite the opposite." FML
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GuitarNukka520 5
awww he should get a breast reduction.
memo619 0
at least they won't sag when you grow old
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Comments (203)
ClickMyPicture 0
Stuff your bra with tissue paper .
Doortje 30
Yeah, that'll do the trick when they're having sex :L
ClickMyPicture 0
Then say it's a fetish to keep your top on while having sex.
starile 20
*Guy fondles under her shirt, pulls out giant wad of tissue paper* OP: Uh... surprise!
iheartglasses 0
Time to start saving for a boob job. I've never had that problem but I understand it can be a real blow to feeling feminine or not. Implants come in small sizes too. You can get them and still have a natural sized chest :)
nerdsgetmehot 23
#15 Implants cost thousands of dollars. In my opinion, it would be way better advice for her to learn to like the body she's got rather than spending a huge amount of money on something unnecessary.
unidentified_sta 5
Male here, implants are meh. Have some self-confidence in your appearance, goes a lot farther than you may believe.
doink 0
There is no guarantee that the OP will feel any better about herself after the boob job. She will probably just find something else to dislike.
meganasoarus 0
I don't think you all should be so closed minded about boob jobs, because you have no idea what it's like to be flat chested. I think it should definitely be an option for op. if she really wants it then saving for it won't be a problem.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
My biggest issue with implants, aside from the cost and y'know, drastic surgery thing, is that she doesn't know she'll always be so small-chested. I've seen svelte women go from small to volutuous after a hormone change, like having a baby or taking a different birth control pill.
schalk 12
Fake boobs are gross - the scars, the stretchmarks, the weird shape, blegh.
OptimusSlime 23
Why should she spend thousands of dollars to please men? No one is worth spending thousands of dollars on if all they do is hook up with you for money/fame/your body
ThatGuyFromNZ 0
FIRST!!!!!
Doortje 30
Wow, we need a new level of failure. Epic fail isn't enough anymore :(
Zmeilerr 22
FAIL!!!
GuitarNukka520 5
haha sik
ThatGuyFromNZ 0
yes because I definitely wasn't kidding or anything
Doortje 30
Indeed, you weren't.
nathan5 0
that is painfully bad. It actually hurts!!!
laden_swallow09 35
Yes, it would. "Epic" fail, this isn't. You clearly haven't the slightest clue what "epic" even means. FYL, #19
Grand_Cookie 21
as long as he's not a bean pole, I don't see a problem.
Zmeilerr 22
This may be old advice but it's still useful. "It's what's on the inside that counts"
Boomshadow 3
So you're saying that she has a great ******?
bkenney 0
I heard if a girl drinks alot of beer it can make her boobs grow...
nerdsgetmehot 23
I have small boobs too, OP. But you know what? Not all guys like DDs. I've learned that fretting over the issue really does nothing. Learn to love what you have.
LebowskiAchiever 3
This. a's/b's are way nicer! Sure it's fun to look at a huge rack but it's not practical at all. Besides, small boobs wont hang when you get old!!! Major plus.
bent80 0
small boobs FTW!
dangerous_D 0
I <3 itty bitties
RedPillSucks 33
Ok, who can make up a whole song "I like little ******* and I don't know why, Yeah, those other brothers can deny..."
Tomnook 0
Flat chested girls are waaaaaay more attractive imo. inb4 your gay
GuitarNukka520 5
is that from a guy's perspective?
Danny_B 4
pics or not true! :P.