Today, I was depressed because my boobs are really small for a 20 year old woman. To make me feel better my boyfriend said, "As long as they're bigger than mine." They weren't. FML
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Today, I told my boyfriend about how I'm self-conscious about my B-cup breasts. About 20 minutes later, he pointed to another girl with a small chest and said, "See, you're not the only one with small tits!" FML
Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML
Today, I tried talking to my boyfriend about our sex life. I was trying to express that I feel like we don't do it enough, but he wasn't very responsive. I ended up saying, "I wish you had a bigger sex drive" to which he answered, "I wish you had bigger boobs." FML
Today, one of my boyfriend's friends commented on how small my boobs are. My boyfriend defended me, saying it was only because I was wearing a sports bra. I wasn't. It was the push-up bra he bought me. FML
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend when I said, "I wish all the weight I gained just went to my boobs." His reply was, "They'd be HUGE." FML
Today, I finally got a "sexy" pic from my boyfriend. It was his man boobs. They're bigger than mine. FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend admitted to having an affair. To comfort me, he said, "But you have bigger boobs, so you have nothing to worry about." FML
Today, I was feeling really down and insecure after a friend joked about how small my boobs are. When my grandma got me to tell her what happened, she reassured me that all the girls in our family were late bloomers. I said "Really?" and she replied, "Oh no dear. Quite the opposite." FML
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Top comments
GuitarNukka520 5
awww he should get a breast reduction.
memo619 0
at least they won't sag when you grow old
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Comments (203)
doink 0
Don't fret, I would rather have a B cup than a DD cup. The grass is always greener, eh?
SexyGamerNerd110 8
a smaller chest isn't a bad thing. but if you aren't happy with you're chest, then there is always the option of breast implants. or another option is to tell your boyfriend to actually take care of his weight and get rid of the moobs.. seriously though, don't beat yourself up over your chest size. I used to do that (went from a DD to a C) and it doesn't help anyone. best option is to learn to love your body just how it is :)
heathsydm 6
i like small boobs
rattusrattus 19
Small boobs are good! They don't get in the way, they don't make clothes look slutty, they don't hurt if you run... why would you want big ones?
gkings18 1
to be hot?
notagoodayforme 0
agreed
OptimusSlime 23
Sounds like someone is thinking with their d!ck
scottovious 0
Get pregnant. They'll grow two cup sizes.
lostonelove 0
bad BAD advice! don't get pregnant just cause you may have boobs they don't stay generally. unless you quit taking care of yourself and gain tons of weight and not shed an inch after pregnancy. I use to have some boobs before I had children now I have less than I started with. you will find a Guy who will appreciate smaller chest sized women. don't let it bring your self esteem down op
valri3 0
Wow get preggo. Yeah that there is the solution and what then she will kill her baby just for bigger breasts? Comeon now.
bent80 0
DON'T get a boob job. Tiny ******* are awesome too!
sarah48_fml 0
the op could also try birth control..
Coccinelle_fml 15
More like F your boyfriend's life!
gkings18 1
because his gf has tiny ****! you're a smart one
sarah48_fml 0
more than half the comments are dissing larger cup sizes :(. I love my boobs!
sarah48_fml 0
have you ever considered birth control? mine grew at least a cup size larger.
sarah48_fml 0
sorry grammar nazis! I know that comment is redundant..
rattusrattus 19
All the women with bountiful chests that I know complain about them constantly. And we're trying to make the OP feel better. Apart from those of us who are being arses.
5t3ff1k4h 47
59 - That doesn't work for everyone. I've been on BC for years... no increase, no decrease.
CherryBomb511 3
My biggest problem with my large chest is when I'm trying to have an actual conversation with a guy and he's clearly staring at my chest (normal, non low cut shirt). A few glances here and there are fine but other then that I have to strongly fight the urge to slap them. Oh and running with them really hurts; extra sports bras are needed.
rgermain 0
I'm sorry what were you saying 115?
Lilllly_1316 0
I see a boob job in the future. :)