Transportation: Today, I was dancing in the passenger seat of my car with my...

By ktorih137 - 14/05/2013 11:32 - Canada - Halifax

Today, I was dancing in the passenger seat of my car with my family when a cop pulled us over. He thought I was trying to flag him down for help. I guess I'm not as good of a dancer as I thought. FML

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By HumanNature - 01/02/2009 00:01 - Canada

Today, I was waiting after work in a parking lot for my ride and was dancing a little to keep warm. Next thing I know the cops pull up to me and said that someone called in to report someone dancing in an empty parking lot. FML

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By Chey - 22/03/2012 22:13 - United States - Bakersfield

Today, I was learning to drive a stick when a cop decided to pull me over just to laugh at me. FML

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By driverman12 - 04/04/2009 19:42 - United States

Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML

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By Sarah-D - 29/07/2016 05:31

Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML

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By TheIrony - 19/07/2016 21:50 - United States

Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML

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Baited

By Anonymous - 11/09/2010 01:44 - United States

Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML

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By LT - 07/08/2009 18:29 - United States

Today, the car I was in got pulled over by the police for making an illegal turn. I was in a cab. And he kept the meter running. FML

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Potholing

By limpdick9 - 19/11/2014 18:44 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a cop car was tailing me. I was scared, and trying to avoid any tickets, I drove straight through a huge pothole rather than swerving to avoid it. The cop pulled me over and insisted I was intoxicated, because, "anybody in their right mind would've dodged that pothole." FML

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By stardustveins - 24/09/2015 01:14 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was waiting in the McDonald's drive-thru and listening to some music. I was tapping my non-driving foot to the song when I accidentally tapped the wrong foot and rear ended the cop car in front of me. Whoops. FML

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By FrOsTy25 - 13/04/2011 22:57

Today, I ran a red light in front of a cop and got pulled over. My friend thought it would be funny to throw a knife in my lap and scream "Help me officer, he has a knife!" FML

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iKojack 9

Tuesday 14 May 2013 16:18

Where you waving your hands in the air like you just didn't care? If so…that's why.

TypoH 7

Tuesday 14 May 2013 16:18

You caught his eye atleast!

Comments

ScenicSubterfuge 39

Tuesday 14 May 2013 16:31

Justice!

Wizardo 33

Tuesday 14 May 2013 16:33

Everybody do the wave for help or as its more commonly known, the Spazzy McGee.

ThatGuyWhoTalks 10

Tuesday 14 May 2013 16:33

How do you dance in a passenger seat?

buddy51 23

Tuesday 14 May 2013 16:57

Poorly. In a way that attracts the attention of a cop. In a way that merits a great big ole YDI to the OP!!!

olpally 32

Tuesday 14 May 2013 16:34

Could have had a V8 instead.

pastispast 7

Tuesday 14 May 2013 16:36

Harlem Shake

sameboysamesame 11

Tuesday 14 May 2013 17:36

Lmmfao!! epic...

perdix 29

Tuesday 14 May 2013 16:48

Well, your credentials as a Dancer came into question when you referred to flopping around in a car seat as "dancing." Let's dance -- put on your red shoes and call the blues.

rg350dx 29

Tuesday 14 May 2013 17:07

My nephew must be the new Fred Astaire then because he goes into wild flopping motions all the time in his seat. He must call that number "The Tantrum". Oddly enough, he breaks out that dance move every time we pass a chuck e cheese without going in.

delaneyluke 5

Tuesday 14 May 2013 16:52

Were you doin the YMCA ... ?

perdix 29

Tuesday 14 May 2013 17:00

#20, if she did, she would have called a cop, . . . and a cowboy and an Indian and a construction worker and a biker and a sailor!

rg350dx 29

Tuesday 14 May 2013 17:02

Wow! That's practically a whole Village of People!

maxman13524 13

Tuesday 14 May 2013 16:54

How do you dance in a car?

buckdharma 36

Tuesday 14 May 2013 20:49

#21- You put your right foot in, you take your right foot out...

ballpython 15

Tuesday 14 May 2013 16:55

Dancing in a car... making dinner in the bathroom... running a marathon in the bedroom closet... There is a time and a place for everything. Maybe next time you'll wait until you get to the club.