Today, I was cutting the grass, it was really hot and I fainted. I woke up to see my mom standing over me. I thought she was going to freak out and call an ambulance. Instead she said, "Good, you're up. Now you can finish." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I fell in the shower and knocked myself out. When I came to I turned off the water and called my mom. She seemed more worried about the amount of water I "wasted" than she was about me. FML
Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
Today, my mother called me urgently from the kitchen. Thinking she was hurt, I ran to her as fast as possible. She threw a wet cloth at my head and ran away, laughing her face off. FML
Today, I was working as a lifeguard. A woman began to have a seizure. Nervous, I went into shock and walked into a tree, knocking myself out. Post seizure, the woman stood up and walked away. Later, I woke up in the hospital. The ambulance had arrived to take her, but ended up taking me instead. FML
Today, while I was cutting myself some watermelon, my mom walked in. I could tell she hadn't taken her medication in a while because she freaked out, grabbed the knife, and burst into tears before yelling at me, saying I could have cut myself and bled out. FML
Today, I was at work as a lifeguard. The temperature was absolutely stifling, but I tried to tough it out. A couple of hours into my shift, I passed out, fell off my stand, and crashed into the water. Or so the medics tell me. FML
Today, after staying in bed all day for a week from sickness, I get up to tell my mom I have terrible back pain and feel extremely dizzy. After curling up on the chair next to her, not being able to keep my head up for too long, she simply stares at me and says, "Can I finish my dinner now?" FML
Today, I was running to my car, slipped, and slammed my head on the car door. I started driving to the hospital because it was bleeding profusely and I was dizzy, I called my mom to tell her what had happened. She said I was grounded for "goofing off" and that she was "sick of my shit". FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML
Today, I blacked out while hugging my dad. I woke up a minute later on the floor with my dad telling me to, "quit being lazy and get up." FML
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Top comments
AsianCookie247 14
What a loving mother you have there.
jjames7543 13
Mothers, you gotta love them. Especially when your best interest is in their mind...
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Comments (79)
wanna_bee 8
Well if you hadn't dehydrated yourself you wouldnt haave been in that situation to begin with. You knew it was hot outside, so you knew you ought to drink water. YDI for letting it happen.
Marteeny23 19
You know I'm pretty sure OP didn't say... "hmm I think today is a good day to faint while mowing the lawn lets go!"
Bluedog42 7
That'll teach you to pass out on the job..
KatieKupcake4195 9
Sounds like my aunt. I was sick on New Year's Eve/New Year's Day (headache, killer sore throat, fever, completely stuffed up nose, feeling like I was gonna throw up, feeling terrible in general) and my boyfriend was over to celebrate with me and my family. The next day I still felt awful. I asked my aunt if I could just rest. My boyfriend had left to go back to his house and my aunt (who knew he was staying over and was fine with it) was like "Here. Take some Tylenol and start cleaning this house. Now."
jboyajian86 1
Wow what does it get like 98 in Pennsylvania? I work outside all day in weather that hot. Sack up
hateevryone 15
You know how mothers are. They have their ways.
christa953 12
Ambulances are expensive as hell
laden_swallow09 35
HYDRATION!!! Heat stroke is a very real and very serious malady that's VERY easy to succumb to.
TEXASDude45 5
You live in ******* Pennsylvania pussy. Shut the hell up
pokefan813 16
Hey, it gets pretty hot up here too. I live on long island new York (surrounded by water meaning less harsher climates) and a couple of days ago it was about 95 degrees. last summer highest was 101.
ericmn77 2
Sounds like my mom
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Water you trying to say, sir?