Miscellaneous: Today, I spent the whole day seeing how many licks it would take...

By Tootsy_Roll_Pop - 23/05/2009 16:15 - United States

Today, I spent the whole day seeing how many licks it would take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop: 763. I'm 24. FML

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You deserved it 23 275

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By htothecr - 03/05/2009 21:05 - United States

Today, I was holding a lit cigarette in one hand and a lollipop in the other. Guess which one I licked? FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 205

You deserved it 141 024

By mk - 20/06/2009 05:47 - Canada

Today, I had a big craving for a popsicle so I went to a convenience store and bought one. On my first bite, my upper lip got stuck to it. I ripped it off and spent the next 10 minutes trying to stop the bleeding from the giant cut I'd put in my lip. It hurt too much to finish the popsicle. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 421

You deserved it 13 434

By doesntkissalot - 28/08/2010 16:19 - United States

Today, I was watching TV when a Dentyne gum commercial came on and stated that the average person spends more than 20,000 minutes kissing. I've spent less than three. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 331

You deserved it 6 080

By ouch - 05/10/2015 19:20 - United States - Stockton

Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 876

You deserved it 3 769

By Snotmyfault - 11/01/2009 14:33 - United States

Today, at the age of 22, I started eating my boogers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 571

You deserved it 49 374

By SonofMnemosyne - 19/11/2018 07:30 - United States

Today, I have been on the toilet all day due to chocolate laxatives from trick-or-treating. Today, it is my birthday. FML

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You deserved it 315

By Wraith - 06/11/2013 17:27 - Canada - Holland Landing

Today, because I'm tall enough to see over the cubicle walls at work, I witnessed my 50-year-old co-worker pulling his finger out of his nose and immediately popping it into his mouth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 702

You deserved it 4 803

What am I doing?

By janesays - 24/02/2010 07:45 - United States

Today, my 2 year-old had a large booger blocking his nose so I pulled it out. I was on the phone and absentmindedly rolling it around between my thumb and pointer finger. I put it in my mouth and crushed it between my teeth for a solid minute before I remembered what it was. FML

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You deserved it 66 557

By pathetic - 06/11/2013 13:04 - United States - Lincoln

Today, my grocery shopping consisted of Poptarts, SpaghettiOs, Lucky Charms, Popsicles, Easy Mac, and Twinkies. I'm a 25-year-old woman with no kids. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 991

You deserved it 22 596

By Wormy - 11/05/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I bit into a Reese's Cup that had been sitting on my desk for a while. As I did, half of a yellow meal worm fell out and landed in front of me, the other half was in my mouth. It was wiggling. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 216

You deserved it 30 435

Ilovelife07 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 23:13

Serves that asshole Mr. Owl right, somebody was bound to foil his plans to keep the answer from the world

starbucks14 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 23:06

I wouldn't have wasted my entire day on that but i think the fact that you accomplished something like that is kind of cool, then again I'm 15. &hearts;

Comments

Mataclysm 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 23:05

The more you know?

theice 0

Tuesday 27 April 2010 5:49

I get fustrated after 30

b182link 0

Monday 21 June 2010 1:34

it took me 734!!

chelzy 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 1:01

haha!!! it only took me 637!!! I win!!!

flakes_fml 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 14:59

Today, I spent the whole day seeing how many licks it would take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop: 763. I'm 24. MLIA

myfruitloop 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 5:02

took me only 600 even... likea boss

lemlikesrainbows 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 2:28

I guess it depends on how much syliva is in your mouth! ^_~

EmreArslan 11

Tuesday 1 November 2011 22:29

Saliva? Sylvia is a chick? :P

MexicanTexasQtt 9

Saturday 2 June 2012 20:51

If I could like this more than once I would! I love MLIA!

Llama_Face89 33

Sunday 27 July 2014 7:53

390- or a car. Incidentally it only took me 3.

starbucks14 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 23:06

I wouldn't have wasted my entire day on that but i think the fact that you accomplished something like that is kind of cool, then again I'm 15. &hearts;

TxCountryBeauty 10

Friday 4 January 2013 22:50

Yea I've always wondered but I never had the patience.

KitchKraft 21

Saturday 27 June 2015 7:49

It is a deed that only you were brave enough to accomplish.

fufubunny 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 23:06

LOL!!! someone had to do it!!

kittydidit 0

Friday 12 November 2010 15:07

YES! That's awesome!!! lol

KMtheDrummer 6

Thursday 29 March 2012 17:10

NOW WE KNOW!

stargazur 9

Wednesday 6 June 2012 2:17

I NEED to test this out now XD

offensivebias 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 23:06

Is your tongue bloody?

EGORAPTOR 7

Friday 29 July 2011 1:33

like on smosh lol

DomiLove 26

Tuesday 29 April 2014 17:06

I actually watched a video where a guy tried that, after about 150 his tongue started bleeding really bad.

lifewithsarah 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 23:06

AHAHHAHA! that's amazing! :)

panicked 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 23:07

You're my hero.

xO_starstruck_xO 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 23:07

was it atleast rasberry?!

Curtieeeez 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 23:09

WIN.

omgitsseejay 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 23:09

knowledge is power!

uberkrissy 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 23:11

That's what the internet is for. And age doen't matter, you're still lame.

panda4life 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 8:34

what if he's the first to do this? so internet doesn't help on that. and if ur 3 that's great if ur 80 that's amazing cuz u didn't forget after 18 licks.