Today, I was crocheting while watching television, and thinking to myself how proud I was that I taught myself to crochet. Then, an episode of Golden Girls came on, and I watched that while I crocheted. I'm 24. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while watching TV, I danced, sang along, and helped Dora the Explorer get to her grandmother's house. It was the most fun I've had all year. I'm 21. FML
Today, I walked into my mother's house to find that she had knitted clothes for some of the household appliances. The toaster was wearing a dress. FML
Today, I took a pottery class to try out a new hobby. After an hour of work, I had somehow created something that looked vaguely like a bowl. The teacher walked by and asked what I was making. When I proudly said, "A bowl," she paused and replied, "Oh." FML
Today, I watched four episodes of Frasier at my mom’s house and now my algorithm is all Frasier facts and memes. FML
Today, I was folding the laundry. At one point, I had to take a moment to figure out whether a pair of underwear was mine or my mothers. I'm 18. She is 56. Enough said. FML
Today, I was so bored, I sewed my name into my underwear. FML
Today, I was laughing at a story of a girl who had dropped her cellphone in a hottub and ruined it. As I was feeling pretty good about myself, I then realized that my cellphone was in the pocket of a sweater that I had just thrown in the washer 20 minutes prior. FML
Today, I tried to be productive and got dressed in real clothes instead of sweatpants. I spent the next four hours on the couch binge-watching Netflix and pretending I had plans. FML
Today, I found my old sewing machine I got when I was a kid. I never used it before, because when I was younger, I was afraid I might sew my fingers. Laughing at myself, I decided to sew up an old bag. I sewed my thumb. FML
Today, my 53 year-old art teacher told me she's excited about going clubbing this weekend. I'm excited about watching a special on the History Channel. FML
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amatthew_03 0
I'm 24, too, and this sounds like a pretty good time to me, actually.
spiceonice 0
uh, golden girls rocks. fyi
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Comments (220)
twiles 0
So? You like to crochet and watch Golden Girls. How is this even a FML?
notmuch 0
I do things I enjoy. F*** my life!
becky_becks 0
...Thanks for making me feel old, you butt! I knit....and watch the golden girls....AND wheel of fortune.... Maybe if you fell and got the crocheting needle stuck in your eye, then that would have been a FML....but doing things you enjoy...I do not see the FML in that.
taylipn 0
ok..?
bigrederin 0
Dude, you should check out ravelry.com. There, you can find a billion 24 year olds who sit around knitting and crocheting and watching TV. We're some pretty pimp folks. Be sure to check out the Lazy, Stupid, and Godless group, as well as the Completely Pointless and Arbitrary Group group (yes, the group has group in it twice. It's THAT good).
sjfml 0
HAHAHA. I can't hate, I don't crochet or watch Golden Girls but I do plenty of other old lady stuff at 22 years old.
atomicmrpelly 2
Well done you... I don't get this you want to FYL for something you were entirely free to decide not to do!?
OMGyoupeople 0
HAHA i crochet too and i feel so silly when i get excited about new patterns! haha
qkzp 0
i'm 19 and i see nothing wrong with this...
MnkySpz 0
If you're 24, and act like an 84 year old woman with no other hobby than sitting on her ass, that's your own fault. If you don't like it, then change your lifestyle you dumb ****.