Today, I was crocheting while watching television, and thinking to myself how proud I was that I taught myself to crochet. Then, an episode of Golden Girls came on, and I watched that while I crocheted. I'm 24. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, while watching TV, I danced, sang along, and helped Dora the Explorer get to her grandmother's house. It was the most fun I've had all year. I'm 21. FML
Today, I walked into my mother's house to find that she had knitted clothes for some of the household appliances. The toaster was wearing a dress. FML
Today, I took a pottery class to try out a new hobby. After an hour of work, I had somehow created something that looked vaguely like a bowl. The teacher walked by and asked what I was making. When I proudly said, "A bowl," she paused and replied, "Oh." FML
Today, I watched four episodes of Frasier at my mom’s house and now my algorithm is all Frasier facts and memes. FML
Today, I was folding the laundry. At one point, I had to take a moment to figure out whether a pair of underwear was mine or my mothers. I'm 18. She is 56. Enough said. FML
Today, I was so bored, I sewed my name into my underwear. FML
Today, I was laughing at a story of a girl who had dropped her cellphone in a hottub and ruined it. As I was feeling pretty good about myself, I then realized that my cellphone was in the pocket of a sweater that I had just thrown in the washer 20 minutes prior. FML
Today, I tried to be productive and got dressed in real clothes instead of sweatpants. I spent the next four hours on the couch binge-watching Netflix and pretending I had plans. FML
Today, I found my old sewing machine I got when I was a kid. I never used it before, because when I was younger, I was afraid I might sew my fingers. Laughing at myself, I decided to sew up an old bag. I sewed my thumb. FML
Today, my 53 year-old art teacher told me she's excited about going clubbing this weekend. I'm excited about watching a special on the History Channel. FML
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amatthew_03 0
I'm 24, too, and this sounds like a pretty good time to me, actually.
spiceonice 0
uh, golden girls rocks. fyi
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Comments (220)
effmylifexx 0
#12 FTW.
aliasanonymous 0
Golden Girls is awesome. Don't start worrying until you begin to go to bed at 6pm every night and develop hemorrhoids and rheumatoid arthritis. Then you won't be able to crochet OR watch TV comfortably.
LiveLaughCheer 0
What the ****? This FML sucks. How did it even make it onto the website? This belongs with the ones on the first page.
UniquelyMe 0
I don't see the problem...
Trix_Disorder 20
That show rocks, and I love to crochet. I'm 19.
Boogers 0
This is so awful and unfunny that I made an account just to tell you how terrible it is. You crocheted and watched some show about old people, who cares?!
missus_butter 0
Your life sounds okay, I mean, you did an activity you like while watching a show you like. If other people judge you for that, it's their lives that are F'd, not yours.
Ender_ 0
There are a lot of Golden Girls fans on this website.
thuryn 2
What's your number? I could lift weights and watch TV with you. :) (I use the rubber gaskets on the weights so they won't spin. Bonus is they don't clink when you set them down and mess up the show.) And yes, I like Golden Girls.
dmnlady 0
Applause to you #4!! Besides, if that is what you do in your spare time, so what? I've been crocheting since i was a kid, doesn't mean i'm an ancient granny.