Today, I was crocheting while watching television, and thinking to myself how proud I was that I taught myself to crochet. Then, an episode of Golden Girls came on, and I watched that while I crocheted. I'm 24. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, while watching TV, I danced, sang along, and helped Dora the Explorer get to her grandmother's house. It was the most fun I've had all year. I'm 21. FML
Today, I walked into my mother's house to find that she had knitted clothes for some of the household appliances. The toaster was wearing a dress. FML
Today, I took a pottery class to try out a new hobby. After an hour of work, I had somehow created something that looked vaguely like a bowl. The teacher walked by and asked what I was making. When I proudly said, "A bowl," she paused and replied, "Oh." FML
Today, I watched four episodes of Frasier at my mom’s house and now my algorithm is all Frasier facts and memes. FML
Today, I was folding the laundry. At one point, I had to take a moment to figure out whether a pair of underwear was mine or my mothers. I'm 18. She is 56. Enough said. FML
Today, I was so bored, I sewed my name into my underwear. FML
Today, I was laughing at a story of a girl who had dropped her cellphone in a hottub and ruined it. As I was feeling pretty good about myself, I then realized that my cellphone was in the pocket of a sweater that I had just thrown in the washer 20 minutes prior. FML
Today, I tried to be productive and got dressed in real clothes instead of sweatpants. I spent the next four hours on the couch binge-watching Netflix and pretending I had plans. FML
Today, I found my old sewing machine I got when I was a kid. I never used it before, because when I was younger, I was afraid I might sew my fingers. Laughing at myself, I decided to sew up an old bag. I sewed my thumb. FML
Today, my 53 year-old art teacher told me she's excited about going clubbing this weekend. I'm excited about watching a special on the History Channel. FML
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amatthew_03 0
I'm 24, too, and this sounds like a pretty good time to me, actually.
spiceonice 0
uh, golden girls rocks. fyi
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Comments (220)
turnedoffTVgrey 0
Dude the Golden Girls is my favorite show ever. And I'm 20. It's funny, but not really an FML.
kateblahblahblah 0
Definitely not an FML. Knitting and crocheting are cool now. Every try to get on ravelry? I had to wait five days to get an invitation.
chachacha_fml 0
this isnt an FML. get up and do something.
flogmc 0
Love stuff on Lifetime, love Golden Girls like crazy. I wish I know how to crochet. I'm 25, male !
CaleighChi 0
hahahah this is funny. dont listen to the bad comments they just enjoy being mean and rude. Good for you girl!
jew_fml 0
rip bea arthur :(
drs_fml 0
We need a 'so what' button.
24788 7
Who cares if someone else knows what you like to watch and do in your spare time. They have no life if they care anyways.
rainbowllama 0
So? I like Golden Girls and I know how to crochet. If you're embarrassed about liking "old people stuff" then you are seriously uncomfortable with yourself. In 30 years, Heroes is going to be an "old people show" too.
nobody81 4
Completely agree with #176 except the Heroes part. Golden Girls is an "old people show" because it's about old people. But it's funny! Watching old ladies make dirty jokes never gets old. Also, if an old lady crochets it's normal. If a 24-year-old crochets she's sexy! Unless you're a dude... then it's still pretty cool, and if you were my friend I'd ask you to crochet me a beanie to wear snowboarding.