Today, I was crocheting while watching television, and thinking to myself how proud I was that I taught myself to crochet. Then, an episode of Golden Girls came on, and I watched that while I crocheted. I'm 24. FML
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Today, while watching TV, I danced, sang along, and helped Dora the Explorer get to her grandmother's house. It was the most fun I've had all year. I'm 21. FML
Today, I walked into my mother's house to find that she had knitted clothes for some of the household appliances. The toaster was wearing a dress. FML
Today, I took a pottery class to try out a new hobby. After an hour of work, I had somehow created something that looked vaguely like a bowl. The teacher walked by and asked what I was making. When I proudly said, "A bowl," she paused and replied, "Oh." FML
Today, I watched four episodes of Frasier at my mom’s house and now my algorithm is all Frasier facts and memes. FML
Today, I was folding the laundry. At one point, I had to take a moment to figure out whether a pair of underwear was mine or my mothers. I'm 18. She is 56. Enough said. FML
Today, I was so bored, I sewed my name into my underwear. FML
Today, I was laughing at a story of a girl who had dropped her cellphone in a hottub and ruined it. As I was feeling pretty good about myself, I then realized that my cellphone was in the pocket of a sweater that I had just thrown in the washer 20 minutes prior. FML
Today, I tried to be productive and got dressed in real clothes instead of sweatpants. I spent the next four hours on the couch binge-watching Netflix and pretending I had plans. FML
Today, I found my old sewing machine I got when I was a kid. I never used it before, because when I was younger, I was afraid I might sew my fingers. Laughing at myself, I decided to sew up an old bag. I sewed my thumb. FML
Today, my 53 year-old art teacher told me she's excited about going clubbing this weekend. I'm excited about watching a special on the History Channel. FML
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amatthew_03 0
I'm 24, too, and this sounds like a pretty good time to me, actually.
spiceonice 0
uh, golden girls rocks. fyi
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Comments (220)
Tsukasa_fml 0
So in a couple years, you'll be like beyond old guy. You'll be exploring uncharted waters, the interests and habits of people who would have died of old age. You're a pioneer! Seriously though, there's nothing wrong with that. There's no rule that says you have to be a certain age to enjoy a certain thing.
womperkitty 0
I love it.
FMLfangirl89 0
dude I could crochet when I was 17, dont even go there!
tls00777 0
dude golden girls rule!
so_me_fml 0
#97, not to confess my undying love in a public forum... BUUUUT, I've been looking for you my whole life. Will you marry me? ;P
jugglernaut 0
hey the same thing happened to me... except it was **** that came on the tv. and I watched that while I crocheted. I am going to be an awesome grandma. xD
Pyromie 2
to be blunt: Why the HELL was this voted through? Who is really interested in knowing that a 24 year old woman taught herself to do such a thing while watching golden girls. This isn't an FML, this is an "I'm acting old and it's my fault". Jesus.... Learn to use the NO button people!
drblah 0
I'm a nineteen year old college guy. This pretty much sounded like my night last night. *shrugs*
Mah02 0
Get a life haahaa
deplorableworld 0
This isn't an FML...