Today, I was crocheting while watching television, and thinking to myself how proud I was that I taught myself to crochet. Then, an episode of Golden Girls came on, and I watched that while I crocheted. I'm 24. FML
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Today, while watching TV, I danced, sang along, and helped Dora the Explorer get to her grandmother's house. It was the most fun I've had all year. I'm 21. FML
Today, I walked into my mother's house to find that she had knitted clothes for some of the household appliances. The toaster was wearing a dress. FML
Today, I took a pottery class to try out a new hobby. After an hour of work, I had somehow created something that looked vaguely like a bowl. The teacher walked by and asked what I was making. When I proudly said, "A bowl," she paused and replied, "Oh." FML
Today, I watched four episodes of Frasier at my mom’s house and now my algorithm is all Frasier facts and memes. FML
Today, I was folding the laundry. At one point, I had to take a moment to figure out whether a pair of underwear was mine or my mothers. I'm 18. She is 56. Enough said. FML
Today, I was so bored, I sewed my name into my underwear. FML
Today, I was laughing at a story of a girl who had dropped her cellphone in a hottub and ruined it. As I was feeling pretty good about myself, I then realized that my cellphone was in the pocket of a sweater that I had just thrown in the washer 20 minutes prior. FML
Today, I tried to be productive and got dressed in real clothes instead of sweatpants. I spent the next four hours on the couch binge-watching Netflix and pretending I had plans. FML
Today, I found my old sewing machine I got when I was a kid. I never used it before, because when I was younger, I was afraid I might sew my fingers. Laughing at myself, I decided to sew up an old bag. I sewed my thumb. FML
Today, my 53 year-old art teacher told me she's excited about going clubbing this weekend. I'm excited about watching a special on the History Channel. FML
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amatthew_03 0
I'm 24, too, and this sounds like a pretty good time to me, actually.
spiceonice 0
uh, golden girls rocks. fyi
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Comments (220)
LiviaLuvsYou 0
If you were a guy it would be an FML... but seriously, this wasn't even CLOSE to an FML
raiders01021 3
I am 18, own every episode of the golden girls, and knit... You're not alone..... Haha
writergirl23 19
At least it wasn't Coronation Street.
MidnaLink 35
Im a 20 year old dude and I think Golden Girls Rocks. Favorite part- when Blanche is delusional from lack of sleep.
paintedgoddess 0
I am 26 love to crotchet and Betty white is a badass.
Cinephile_fml 0
You see, your problem is that you don't know how to change the channel. Your other problem is that you think other people care about what you watch.
Cinephile_fml 0
Also crocheting is amazing. I'm almost sixteen, I've been crocheting since i was twelve and I've started my own business.
heathermarie5 0
How is this a bad thing? Golden girls rock!!!!!!
imazaari 12
I'm 20, I love Golden Girls, knitting, and doing crafts. I guess that makes me a lame-o. A happy, content, lame-o that's doing something productive. Don't feel bad for doing what you like! Unless you're a pedophile I guess....
etishuman22 32
Crocheting is awesome. Why is that a bad thing?