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  Back_In_Action  |  18

You're gonna have to explain this one to me. I know that dentists are necessary and I commend you for tackling that field, but what on God's green earth made you wake up and say "I want to poke around in people's disgusting pie holes for a living?" And don't worry, I would ask the same question to a gynecologist, just delete where applicable.


Sounds dreadful.

All that work you did to make her teeth clean was for nothing. Then again, had she lived, it probably still would have been for nought, as most life forms (especially your disgusting, ape-like species) contually eat and drink substances that damage their teeth. Don't try to figure it out. I'm 50,000 times more intelligent than you, and I don't know the reason behind it.

Life. Don't talk to me about life.

  Circu  |  3

Full of ourselves maybe? I've noticed that usually one that is claiming intelligence has none. The boasting of one's ego is only to take their mind off of the lack of understanding that the person has. And you sir, seem to have a smug sense of self worth.

  mamamiaaa_fml  |  12

126-Agreed. I love 51's comments. And he can write whatever he wants if you don't like his comments stop reading them dumb bitches it's as simple as that.

Bitches. Don't talk to me about bitches.

hehe had to couldn't resist.

By  Linnia  |  12

Poor Mr. Dentist.

I don't blame him for not noticing. According to my dentist, people fall asleep while she's cleaning their teeth all the time.

  ImaginaryFoe  |  0

Falling asleep does not equal death. OP is not a great hygienist if he/she didn't notice the lack of breathing and salivating and possibly the vacating of bowels and urine.

  wwerulez14  |  6

#36, there is always the possibility that in her old age she would vacate her bowls while she was still alive, so I wouldn't completely depend on that as evidence of her death. The breathing, though, would work fine.

  ChibiChibi_fml  |  27

I would assume, or at least hope, that the OP was wearing some kind of gloves while working on his patients teeth so that could have desensitized their hands enough to not notice the lack of breathing. I would also hope they were wearing some kind of mask, which again could desensitize them to the breathing since they would be feeling their own breath against their face.

  ChibiChibi_fml  |  27

You can't even assume that they should notice the lack of the rising and falling chest because a lot of times that's not that noticeable. If you don't believe me the just watch someone while they are sleeping because really relaxed breathing often looks like no breathing at all.

  ChibiChibi_fml  |  27

As for the salivating issue, that can be covered by the fact that the OP was cleaning the woman's teeth. They would have been using enough moisture to hide a sudden lack of spit, plus I don't imagine dying means that your mouth instantly dries out. Sorry about the multiple comments, I have to keep my comments short or they don't post.

  penguin7  |  0

of course all the girls complain she's not wearing a shirt... who cares! if she wants to get noticed in that way... so be it. and if guys like it kudos for them. why is that any of your concern. strange. hmph.

  Trollz4daLULZ  |  1

A) *is that

B) if it is, I haven't been keeping count. I'm surprised you have been; I mean, who really cares?! This is an internet forum for Chrissakes, not something that actually matters (hence my long disappearances).

C) faster at commenting on new FMLs is NOT the same thing as funnier, so you fail logic along with English.

D) I'll still admit he's funnier, since he is! It's not like I'm going to cry myself to sleep just b/c there exists at least one funnier person in the world.