By Anonymous - 14/09/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I was chopping weeds with a weed whacker. I heard something get caught in the blades, and realized it was a frog when the leg hit me in the eye. The rest of the chopped frog ended up on my face. FML
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Same thing different taste

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yes yes you are. how could you not see a bunny rabbit? they're a hell of a lot bigger than a frog. I hope you go to hell for murdering innocent bunny rabbits.

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youlikefishstix 0

whacker! lol beavis and butthead are great!

clean it up and grill you some good ass frog legs!

SuicidalxDream 0

awwww.!!! poor froggy.! :( how sad. how could you weedwack a froggy, ang why did you put a weed wacker that was still on . by your face??

I'm calling bullshit on that, unless u were weed whacking while holding it from the base by your teeth, there's no way that much, if any, frog could hit your face, it's simple trajectory, had you said the frog guts painted your shoes, then maybe, learn physics before you lie about FMLs

lol that's one amazing frog...how did it get there in the first place? I think they were trying to kill someone...

Well, seeing as how weed whackers have a form of "splash-guard" to prevent debris from hitting the operator, what was your face doing near the bottom of a weed whacker?