By Anonymous - 14/09/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I was chopping weeds with a weed whacker. I heard something get caught in the blades, and realized it was a frog when the leg hit me in the eye. The rest of the chopped frog ended up on my face. FML
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Same thing different taste

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yes yes you are. how could you not see a bunny rabbit? they're a hell of a lot bigger than a frog. I hope you go to hell for murdering innocent bunny rabbits.

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We do eat them here and it taste quite good :)

yeah well they're also almost extinct, thanks for helping kill off an amazing species. I'm sure they're ******* delicious. hope you ******* enjoy them.

brookeface93 0

**** the frog's life. It should be called a Frog Whacker now. *cringes at totally unfunny joke* Whatever, I'm tired.

Meru 0
MooDinosaurs 0

Lmfao.. I love animals, but this was just too funny..): poor froggy.

confusdsincbirth 5

Today, I was chilling in the grass cooling my belly after running from a snake trying to eat me. After a few moments some moron comes at me with a weed whacker and in a desperate attempt to escape I ran and my leg got caught. Eventually, the moron ground me to bits. FML

frogs are nearly extinct, so THANKS FOR HELPING WITH THE ENVIRONMENT!! woohoo, you helped kill out a species an dot got on your face! I don't think your complaining about the part that ACTUALLY MATTERS!?

I know right? what. jack ass. people need to pay attention to life. look around, life ain't just about looking pretty.

LOL.. Why are there frogs on your ceiling?

EmoLittleBish 0