By Anonymous - 14/09/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I was chopping weeds with a weed whacker. I heard something get caught in the blades, and realized it was a frog when the leg hit me in the eye. The rest of the chopped frog ended up on my face. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 240
You deserved it 5 505

Same thing different taste

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yes yes you are. how could you not see a bunny rabbit? they're a hell of a lot bigger than a frog. I hope you go to hell for murdering innocent bunny rabbits.

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If the leg hit you in the eye, and rest of the slaughtered frog hit you in the face, please tell us.... where was your eye when it got hit by the leg?

you people are so dumb. someone wrote allmost the same stuff two days ago with an insect instead but you already forgot right ?

firechildredhead 0

We didn't forget. We just like to comment on each FML to make the OP feel loved.

like_its_ya_bday 0

haha I know I just said that. I honestly thought I was reading the same fml again lol.

like_its_ya_bday 0

um idk less then a week ago I'm sure

aeroliontvw 4

the same things happen to lots of people. example: how many people have ever had car wrecks?

My dog used to chase frogs... They used to squeal when he caught them... We tried to stop him but he would snufffle around under the plants... The squeal is creeepy

Free frogs legs. Most people have to pay for such things. Lucky bugger. :-P

like_its_ya_bday 0

wasn't there an fml about something like this but a bug and a fan? but either way that's gross

FYLDeep 25

He must have a serious weed whacker if the thing has blades on it. Must be for killing any wildlife that crosses his path.

looo0ceans 0

This is more of an FML for the frog.. =

hd9280 0

lol. I agree. frogs life is ******.

Today, I was relaxing in the grass after bringing food to my tadpoles when a whirring sound abruptly interrupted my serenity followed by a stinging sensation in my left thigh causing me to lift up and smashed me into an immigrant worker's face that was caring after lawns for scraps of change. FML

sourgirl101 28

Some need to go frogging to get such yumminess. I still rather just eat chicken though.