Today, I was caught stealing a video game. I realized after my parents were called that the case was actually empty. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML
Today, I was babysitting a couple of kids. I'd spent time with them before, so I brought my video game console to play with them. I forgot to take it home with me. They soon sold it to another kid for $10. FML
Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML
Today, a student's parent yelled at me because they had to pay for school equipment their son had stolen from my desk. Apparently, it's my fault because the item was just too tempting for him not to steal. FML
Today, I was accused of shoplifting, after the alarm started beeping as I walked into the store. FML
Today, I went out and bought a copy of Black Ops 2. I got home and opened the case, only to see the game disk was missing. When I went back to the store to complain, the guy at the desk accused me of trying to pull an old scam on him. FML
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Top comments
NeatNit 33
You can't not deserve this.
Stalkers 0
It's called a display case for a reason.
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Comments (249)
misterjez 15
Work on your sneaking skills you novice!
Joshawott 21
OP is an idiot. Seriously, you expected the discs to be IN THE CASE on the store shelf?
fangz_fml 6
Serves you right! Mkay? Stealing is bad, cos it might destroy your futur Mkay?
jacobgibson28 0
dint steal its not wirth it
stupididiot3 1
you are an idiot.
brianjman14 23
If it was Skyrim, then FYL. Nah just kidding. YDI. You didn't know they give you the game at the counter to prevent this? Moron.
I_See_Purple_Ppl 0
Wow how stupid can you be? People like you are WHY they don't keep the games in the case..
leadman1989 16
Ok ops an idiot but everybody's really gonna scold them like they've never stolen or pirated anything?... phuuleez
lysx84 24
It's not that nobody has ever stolen anything, more that they have actually managed to steal it...
maxsti04 1
Thats what hou get for shopping at gamestop
brianjman14 23
What are you talking about? GameStop is awesome.
I_See_Purple_Ppl 0
You also just gave new meaning to "Worlds Dumbest Criminals"