Today, I was caught stealing a video game. I realized after my parents were called that the case was actually empty. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML
Today, I was babysitting a couple of kids. I'd spent time with them before, so I brought my video game console to play with them. I forgot to take it home with me. They soon sold it to another kid for $10. FML
Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML
Today, a student's parent yelled at me because they had to pay for school equipment their son had stolen from my desk. Apparently, it's my fault because the item was just too tempting for him not to steal. FML
Today, I was accused of shoplifting, after the alarm started beeping as I walked into the store. FML
Today, I went out and bought a copy of Black Ops 2. I got home and opened the case, only to see the game disk was missing. When I went back to the store to complain, the guy at the desk accused me of trying to pull an old scam on him. FML
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Top comments
NeatNit 33
You can't not deserve this.
Stalkers 0
It's called a display case for a reason.
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Comments (249)
bylliam 0
You give a new meaning to the term 'worthless'
MwahFMLS 6
Ta da, Karma just bit you in the ass! :)
silver848 6
Dipshit move. I wouldn't even do that!
taytaylal 11
Kids, this is why you dont drop out of school and do drugs. im a girl and i dont even play video games, but i know if your trying to steal (im assuming MW3) a new game, DUH THERE ISNT GONNA BE THE GAME INSIDE THE CASE. DERP.
raphanne_fml 33
^ This is why you stay in school.
MEXIKANO 0
93 lol that wid funny
Strafeh 9
That was Wid funny
Pazu_fml 10
You get what you pay for.
stephanieeDawnx 0
The way I interpreted it.. Was a joke, that since he paid nothing for it, he got an empty case, therefore, got NOTHING. XD
toricakes 7
Karmas a bitch
hotgamer19 0
Um u do know they do that so people can't steal right when u buy the game they give u the game wow ur smart
Queen_of_Night 20
So you're one of the dumba**es I had to keep making cases for... Did you really think that any store is going to just have a $60+ easily concealable, highly sought after merchandise just sitting there poised and ready to steal? And even if the game was in the case it's called a security label that makes the alarm on the door make all kinds of pretty noises.
MadJeenyus 0
For real? Try having some real problems ****** waaaah I steal cause I'm stupid and want stuff. Work for it bitch!
MrLuvinmalife 6
Don't you have money to buy the game? instead of stealing it??