Today, I was caught stealing a video game. I realized after my parents were called that the case was actually empty. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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Today, I was accused of shoplifting, after the alarm started beeping as I walked into the store. FML
Today, I went out and bought a copy of Black Ops 2. I got home and opened the case, only to see the game disk was missing. When I went back to the store to complain, the guy at the desk accused me of trying to pull an old scam on him. FML
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Top comments
NeatNit 33
You can't not deserve this.
Stalkers 0
It's called a display case for a reason.
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Comments (249)
gav52l 4
I hate thieves I wish they could cut your fingers off.
caranina 15
uhm , kay we all know it was a dumb thing to do , but you dont gotta be hatin on him ? making mistakes is part of life . so stop taking your anger out on him , and go grow up .
TheCrazyCoach 0
Lol dumbass
chels1994 11
you're a scumbag.
jarad206 0
Mw3?
keeks46 12
Why'd you try stealing? Were you high? Next time try buying the game. Retard.
MisterEx 28
Well, OP, good thing you are a minor. Otherwise you would be playing a game called prison break instead of the game you were trying to steal.
pickles2b2 4
well aren't you a smart one.
Strafeh 9
#93 that was wid funny...
ihavebrokenshoes 0
omfg...