Today, I was caught stealing a video game. I realized after my parents were called that the case was actually empty. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a job interview at Walmart. They showed a video of me stealing. FML
Today, I got home to find my entire video game collection and all my consoles had been stolen. Two weeks ago I brought them back from my University accommodation, specifically to stop them from being stolen while I was at home for the Christmas holiday. FML
Today, I got caught stealing lollies. I am 25. FML
Today, I was so ashamed of being broke that instead of asking my parents for money, I snuck into their house while they were at work to steal some of their food. FML
Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML
Today, I was babysitting a couple of kids. I'd spent time with them before, so I brought my video game console to play with them. I forgot to take it home with me. They soon sold it to another kid for $10. FML
Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML
Today, a student's parent yelled at me because they had to pay for school equipment their son had stolen from my desk. Apparently, it's my fault because the item was just too tempting for him not to steal. FML
Today, I was accused of shoplifting, after the alarm started beeping as I walked into the store. FML
Today, I went out and bought a copy of Black Ops 2. I got home and opened the case, only to see the game disk was missing. When I went back to the store to complain, the guy at the desk accused me of trying to pull an old scam on him. FML
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Top comments
NeatNit 33
You can't not deserve this.
Stalkers 0
It's called a display case for a reason.
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Comments (249)
gracebbroo 5
Bumderrrr.
Dramori 29
****. **** your parent's life for bringing up such an asshat.
NCR 0
Dumbass
WTSchool 0
Was it Skyrim?
afulks78 11
You deserve this dumbass
Strafeh 9
YDI for going to blockbuster
ArielTheMermaid 17
"Today I got caught stealing a video game..." clicked YDI
tatababe 1
Please don't say it was WW3
drzhottie148 0
WW3, I have yet to hear of this game?
CoolRainbowdash 15
I have heard of MW3 not WW3
Cmdr_Shepard 17
You're a ******* dumbass not just for stealing, but for thinking that the store (which I'm guessing is Gamestop) is just gonna leave video games in the cases. Rent the games you want next time and stop being a cancer to society.
truehitman2010 0
how is this not a YDI?